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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #520 on: Tuesday 13 April 2021, 15:37:15 »
Cum a ajuns o reclamă la coniac să curme un etnonim românesc celebru. Preot: „De 13 ani, n-am mai botezat niciun Dorel“

https://adevarul.ro/locale/cluj-napoca/cum-ajuns-reclama-coniac-curme-etnonim-romanesc-celebru-preot-de-13-ani-n-am-mai-botezat-niciun-dorel-1_56499d877d919ed50e461f73/index.html

Cine nu stie seria reclamelor Dorel si coniacul Unirea sa se prezinte de urgenta pe youtube

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #521 on: Friday 23 April 2021, 16:04:12 »
automatisme "bine ati venit"


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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #522 on: Tuesday 27 April 2021, 10:10:18 »
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #523 on: Tuesday 27 April 2021, 12:41:17 »
Or removing her makeup feels like dating her mother.
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #524 on: Wednesday 28 April 2021, 13:43:47 »
artistii in prima linie, emotionant


Claudia:
”N-am interes sa te infectez,
Eu mă vaccinez.
Cu-adevarat, eu simt ceva
Vaccinu-i imunitatea mea-aaa!”

Salam:
”N-am interes ca să te infectez,
Și eu mă vaccinez.
Cu-adevarat, eu simt ceva,
Că mi s-a schimbat imunitatea-aaa!”

in inchieiere e cu "au, au, auuuuu...!!!", desigur

https://scanteiainternetului.ro/2021/04/28/salam-si-claudia-n-am-interes-sa-te-infectez-versuri/

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #525 on: Wednesday 28 April 2021, 13:56:06 »
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #526 on: Wednesday 28 April 2021, 14:20:17 »
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #527 on: Wednesday 28 April 2021, 14:22:50 »
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #528 on: Wednesday 28 April 2021, 14:23:32 »
eh hai, cu curaj, cu curaj!  :laugh:

zisesem ceva da' pe urma am vazut sursa bancului tau :))). m-am grabit ca fata mare la maritat
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #529 on: Wednesday 28 April 2021, 14:50:26 »
zisesem ceva da' pe urma am vazut sursa bancului tau :) )). m-am grabit ca fata mare la maritat


Doar acum, vazand postarea ta,  si am recitit sursa respectiva, am observat ca gresisem la prima citire.
Citisem "Scanteia TINERETULUI". Un ziar de pe vremea copilariei, cand am trait in Romania si mi-am spus in gand: "Doamne, unde au ajuns astia!"  :scare:
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #530 on: Thursday 29 April 2021, 11:04:37 »
ce facem, ne schimbam nickurile pe forum?

cateva idei, in functie de afilierile pro/contra:

Nicu Pfizeru;
Vaxi Vijelie;
Jean de la Moderna;
Sorin Copilul de ARN;

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Dani Masonu;
Mihăiţă Scepticu;
Anti de la Vâlcea;
Adrian Conspiru Minciune;



altele aici
https://utopiabalcanica.net/2021/04/29/probabil-toti-manelistii-pro-si-antivaccinare
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #531 on: Friday 30 April 2021, 10:30:48 »
vaccinare pana la victoria finala!  :yes:


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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #532 on: Friday 30 April 2021, 12:55:24 »
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #533 on: Friday 30 April 2021, 16:03:07 »
You obey, u OK! Muje la libtarzi!

Churchill understood the choice perfectly: “The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.”!

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #534 on: Friday 30 April 2021, 16:10:18 »
You obey, u OK! Muje la libtarzi!

Churchill understood the choice perfectly: “The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.”!

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #535 on: Tuesday 04 May 2021, 17:58:54 »
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #536 on: Thursday 06 May 2021, 14:33:55 »
ei si cum ati sarbatorit 5 mai, ziua de nastere a Parintelui ideologiei politice de CENTRU asa cum este ea considerata la ora actuala?  :whatever:

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #537 on: Thursday 06 May 2021, 17:23:13 »
Pentru cine stie Spaceballs, parodia la Star Warrs, ca tot s-a sarbatorit May the 4th.

Rocky - 5 pauza - pauza thousand!
La fel va fi cu valurile: valul 5 ------- thousand


Martie 2020 - primul val
Toamna 2020 - al doilea val
Primara 2021 - al treilea val
Toamna 2021 - va fi al patrulea val (deja se discuta)

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #538 on: Thursday 06 May 2021, 17:26:51 »
ei si cum ati sarbatorit 5 mai, ziua de nastere a Parintelui ideologiei politice de CENTRU asa cum este ea considerata la ora actuala?  :whatever:


You obey, u OK! Muje la libtarzi!

Churchill understood the choice perfectly: “The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.”!

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« Reply #539 on: Thursday 06 May 2021, 17:29:00 »
You obey, u OK! Muje la libtarzi!

Churchill understood the choice perfectly: “The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.”!