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Bill si Melinda Gates divorteaza
« on: Tuesday 04 May 2021, 17:15:15 »
nimeni nu stie inca de ce, dar eu cred ca se cearta de la nanoroboti si antenele 5G


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daca femeile ar sti cît costa un autobuz, nu s-ar mai uita dupa barbatii cu Porsche

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Re: Bill si Melinda Gates divorteaza
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday 04 May 2021, 17:26:31 »
 :grin: maaai ce pacat, unul din rarele cupluri de scorpion cu leu care durau de multa vreme.
totusi bun argument au, nu mai anticipeaza sa creasca impreuna in urmatoarea etapa a vietii. fair enough, daca-si permit.. si-asa o sa ramana familie pe viata.
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Re: Bill si Melinda Gates divorteaza
« Reply #2 on: Tuesday 04 May 2021, 18:55:30 »
Maybe is the time to upgrade to Wife 2.0 version  8)


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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday 04 May 2021, 19:04:07 »
nici nu ma asteptam ca pafaristii sa nu inghita bulshitu cu separarea.
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday 04 May 2021, 19:11:53 »
nici nu ma asteptam ca pafaristii sa nu inghita bulshitu cu separarea.
Mcpmdr...bre !
ai ceva inside info ? Ca tu nu eshti pafarist, eshti inauntrist …


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Re: Bill si Melinda Gates divorteaza
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday 04 May 2021, 19:29:42 »
pe mine m-ar interesa telefonul sau emailul personal al Melindei,
poate vrea sa iasa la o cafea si-un suc, sa planga pe umarul cuiva care stie sa o asculte
daca femeile ar sti cît costa un autobuz, nu s-ar mai uita dupa barbatii cu Porsche

sint un om important: am functie de conducere

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Re: Bill si Melinda Gates divorteaza
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday 04 May 2021, 19:42:57 »
ai ceva inside info ? Ca tu nu eshti pafarist, eshti inauntrist …
da, am, fiindca m-a interesat subiectul mai demult. Deunazi erau cel mai tight cuplu si deodata, separation. Mi-am zis hmmm, something is fishy here si am inceput sa dig, colo, dincolo, intrat pe forumuri, lume care-i cunoaste, in sfarsit am facut ce mi-a trebuit ca sa inteleg ceva. Nu stiu daca comprehenzi tu ceva despre ce plm zic eu aci.
Doar n-a sa crezi ca dintr-o stire ca aia o sa intelegi tu Dorele, tot ce trebuie ca tu sa stii, cu capul ala rotund. Nici in visele tale.
Ia-o asa, citeste, clipeste si mergi mai inainte cu viata ta, don't worry probabil n-o sa te afecteze cu nimic in drumurile tale cu bicicleta.
De ce vrei sa stii si sa-ti futi linistea ?
I will never forget the anger of the adults in the room when I said this, they wanted to believe so badly they were willing to forgot all sense of rational and critical thinking.

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Re: Bill si Melinda Gates divorteaza
« Reply #7 on: Wednesday 05 May 2021, 07:41:16 »
pe mine m-ar interesa telefonul sau emailul personal al Melindei,
poate vrea sa iasa la o cafea si-un suc, sa planga pe umarul cuiva care stie sa o asculte


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Re: Bill si Melinda Gates divorteaza
« Reply #8 on: Wednesday 05 May 2021, 12:14:15 »
Manevre ca pe targul Ocna, adica nu l-a divortat cand era client la Epstein Island si se despart acum, se leaga de bani si de fentat taxele, amandoi sunt niste jeguri umane.
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday 05 May 2021, 15:57:37 »
mie mi-o placut ce bine gandite si executate or fost primele donatii ale lui McKenzie Scott \Bezos. Explicat pe medium, anuntat post factum, dar chiar si asa scammerii s-or descurcat sa ciupeasca la umbra ei. Ca-n cazul lui Gates, nicio fapta buna nu ramane nepedepsita. Vad ca si Berkshire si-o ales succesorul, ramane sa livreze banii donati.


In rest, asta ii cosmarul meu forever, niciodata nu o sa-nteleg cum ramane fericita o casnicie dupa ce ai facut sex cu partenerul/a de un milion de ori si mori de plictiseala..just be honest and move on..
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Re: Bill si Melinda Gates divorteaza
« Reply #10 on: Wednesday 05 May 2021, 16:00:10 »
niciodata nu o sa-nteleg cum ramane fericita o casnicie dupa ce ai facut sex cu partenerul/a de un milion de ori si mori de plictiseala..just be honest and move on..

Casnicia nu este doar sex. Uite eu de multi ani sunt intr-o casnicie fericita si nu ma plictisesc.
Cheia e sa gasesti persoana potrivita!
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Re: Bill si Melinda Gates divorteaza
« Reply #11 on: Wednesday 05 May 2021, 16:03:01 »
Casnicia nu este doar sex. Uite eu de multi ani sunt intr-o casnicie fericita si nu ma plictisesc.
Cheia e sa gasesti persoana potrivita!


te cred si stiu ca alti factori sunt esentiali. dar intrebare retorica, ce dracu faci daca nu mai ai chef dupa 5, 10, 15 ani? faci sex de 2 ori pe ani si in rest?
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Re: Bill si Melinda Gates divorteaza
« Reply #12 on: Wednesday 05 May 2021, 16:45:14 »
...nu o sa-nteleg cum ramane fericita o casnicie dupa ce ai facut sex cu partenerul/a de un milion de ori si mori de plictiseala...
Faci precum Bill, mergi la phutut de baietei si fetite, sa iti treaca monotonia.
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Re: Bill si Melinda Gates divorteaza
« Reply #13 on: Wednesday 05 May 2021, 21:53:05 »

te cred si stiu ca alti factori sunt esentiali. dar intrebare retorica, ce dracu faci daca nu mai ai chef dupa 5, 10, 15 ani? faci sex de 2 ori pe ani si in rest?
Gabi, iti spun din experienta ca se poate. Si dupa zeci de ani. Doar ca nu e neaparat persoana cu care vrei sa te si casatoresti. :)
Cel putin nu intotdeauna. :)


Ia uite ce zic astia si de Bill Gates:
Potrivit unor surse din anturajul miliardarului, se pare că Bill Gates a menţinut pe tot parcursul căsniciei lui o legătură foarte strânsă cu fosta lui iubită, Ann Winblad.

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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday 05 May 2021, 22:17:39 »
a da? nu stiam! desi .. typical Scorpio..
K_meleon nu te contrazic, probabil ca ai dreptate :)
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Re: Bill si Melinda Gates divorteaza
« Reply #15 on: Thursday 06 May 2021, 14:17:50 »

te cred si stiu ca alti factori sunt esentiali. dar intrebare retorica, ce dracu faci daca nu mai ai chef dupa 5, 10, 15 ani? faci sex de 2 ori pe ani si in rest?

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Re: Bill si Melinda Gates divorteaza
« Reply #16 on: Thursday 06 May 2021, 14:22:46 »
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart

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Re: Bill si Melinda Gates divorteaza
« Reply #17 on: Thursday 06 May 2021, 14:24:24 »

te cred si stiu ca alti factori sunt esentiali. dar intrebare retorica, ce dracu faci daca nu mai ai chef dupa 5, 10, 15 ani? faci sex de 2 ori pe ani si in rest?

Daca nu mai ai chef de sex dupa cativa ani, inseamna ca persoana cu care faci sex nu este cea potrivita pentru tine.
Daca ajungi sa faci sex doar de 2 ori pe an, recomandarea mea, baga divort repede.
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart

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« Reply #18 on: Thursday 06 May 2021, 17:07:16 »
nu va contrazic, da' probabil imi lipsesc detalii care nu se pot spune pe forum. amante, prietenii amoroase, short affairs, echangism, hookers aici si aiurea si alti adjuvanti de ocazie la drum lung. si in putine cazuri, monogamie electiva naturala sau cultivata. nu judec deloc, pentru ca inteleg tragismul societatii asteia care ne zideste in structurile de azi. am citit Mating in captivity a lu Esther Perel si no, asta ii viata noastra.



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« Reply #19 on: Thursday 06 May 2021, 17:08:55 »
Faci precum Bill, mergi la phutut de baietei si fetite, sa iti treaca monotonia.


am uitat sa-ntreb, care Bill?! Bill Clinton, Bill Gates? Nu cred ca le lac barbatii.
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