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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1460 on: Friday 13 September 2019, 12:14:40 »
N-ai intzeles nimic; el e destept si intzelept, limba nu conteaza. Limba nu stie carte.

Iete bai dilema idiotilor .
N-are nici o importanta, limbricilor. E de preferat Mosul cum scrie si ce scrie decit niste cacati botosi, mitocanosi, smecherie slinoasa si  imputita de cartier suita in copac care nu spune NIMIC . Doar Isi etaleaza mitocania p-aici . Intr-o limba pe care cica o stapaneste bine. Sictir   saraciilor !
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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1461 on: Friday 13 September 2019, 12:38:22 »
E de preferat de catre cine, ca nu inteleg...
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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1462 on: Friday 13 September 2019, 15:49:20 »
Iete bai dilema idiotilor .
N-are nici o importanta, limbricilor. E de preferat Mosul cum scrie si ce scrie decit niste cacati botosi, mitocanosi, smecherie slinoasa si  imputita de cartier suita in copac care nu spune NIMIC . Doar Isi etaleaza mitocania p-aici . Intr-o limba pe care cica o stapaneste bine. Sictir   saraciilor !

Pe tine precis te-a phutut Mosul de esti asa de patimasa, nubunatico. Noua potzi sa ne povestesti cum a fost, ca nu mai spunem la nimeni.

Si Ibrahim ce mai face, catzi jidovi a mai casapit? Stie ca l-ai tradus cu Mosul?


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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1463 on: Friday 13 September 2019, 16:32:35 »
Astazi este 13... vineri 13. Si in plus, diseara vom avea luna plina. Poate nu intamplator doamna Monise ne face cinste cu prezenta dumneaei diafana si pe care o salut cu multe plecaciuni.
Cum spuneam 13, vineri si luna plina... diseara varcolacii vor dansa pe casele oamenilor, vrajitoarele calare pe matura ne vor fotografia de sus iar stafiile vor cauta bani la banateni in piciorul mesei. O seara romantica deci...si un weekend placut si sa speram ca vom supravietui cu totii.


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Straniu stiti ce este? Ca aceste conditii... adica septembrie 13 si luna plina se vor repeta peste exact 13 ani. Sa fiti iubiti pana atunci.
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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1464 on: Friday 13 September 2019, 19:38:45 »
cum naiba să nu fii deprimat astăzi când SCOOBY-DOO împlinește 50 de ani, sireacu' :(






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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1465 on: Friday 13 September 2019, 20:03:30 »
Nu mis var cu tine ca bei rakiu da pufoaika facut cu gaz de rafinarie ...
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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1466 on: Friday 13 September 2019, 21:01:56 »
Dorele, de ce esti bre asa radical azi?
De obicei erai mai flexibil in opinii, dar ma rog, stiu ca te indispun miticii sudisti
I am in perfect shape for my weight.

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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1467 on: Friday 13 September 2019, 21:21:54 »
cand vad cate o farza care se termina cu ,,saracilor''  ma gandesc la cocalarii din romania care isi baga 5 litri de benzina si apoi depasesc tot, se comporta ca niste bizoni in trafic si termina tot timpul cu ...beeeey, sarakilor
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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1468 on: Saturday 14 September 2019, 13:56:25 »
atentie bre neatentilor la nuanțe, monisa nu ni s-a adresat cu săracilor, ci sărăciilor.
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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1469 on: Sunday 15 September 2019, 22:34:32 »
Pe tine precis te-a phutut Mosul de esti asa de patimasa, nubunatico. Noua potzi sa ne povestesti cum a fost, ca nu mai spunem la nimeni.

Si Ibrahim ce mai face, catzi jidovi a mai casapit? Stie ca l-ai tradus cu Mosul?

 Unii va nasteti si cu noroc .
 Daca te nasteai femeie , cu caracterul tau de mahalagioaica sa mai fi locuit si la bloc , toata ziua ar fi fost cate una cu mainile infipte in parul tau !
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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1470 on: Monday 23 September 2019, 21:46:54 »
Iete bai dilema idiotilor .
N-are nici o importanta, limbricilor. E de preferat Mosul cum scrie si ce scrie decit niste cacati botosi, mitocanosi, smecherie slinoasa si  imputita de cartier suita in copac care nu spune NIMIC . Doar Isi etaleaza mitocania p-aici . Intr-o limba pe care cica o stapaneste bine. Sictir   saraciilor !


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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1471 on: Saturday 23 November 2019, 10:26:04 »
Pentru iubitorii si iubitoarele (pentru gabi2000  de exemplu)  de pisici, ca am vazut ca sunt destui pe aici... exista un femomen rar de natura genetica denumit phenomen de chimere. Vezi amanunte: https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chim%C3%A8re_(g%C3%A9n%C3%A9tique)


Iata cum arata niste  pisici chimere, pretul unei asemenea pisici e relativ mare. Ce ziceti, va tenteaza sa aveti o asemenea pisica?









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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1472 on: Monday 25 November 2019, 21:34:47 »
e moral sau amoral sa le scoti unghiile?
Dar daca tu ma imblanzesti, vom avea nevoie unul de altul. Tu vei fi, pentru mine, fara seaman pe lume. Eu voi fi, pentru tine, fara seaman pe lume …

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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1473 on: Monday 25 November 2019, 22:11:23 »
de fapt nu le scoate unghiile, ci le taie prima falanga si raman saracele traumatizate pe viata si cu dureri; exact ca un om fara picior care simte ca il doare piciorul. Am avut un motan asa, scarpina rau de tot ce apuca, mai rau ca un motan cu unghii...

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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1474 on: Wednesday 04 December 2019, 18:44:26 »
Un zambet cu dedicatie pentru liliac!


Oricât de jos ar cădea dolarul, apleacă-te și ia-l!

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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1475 on: Friday 13 December 2019, 17:59:24 »
un documentar recent (Decembrie 2019) de 2ore despre revolta sub sloganul "Fight for Freedom" a locuitorilor din Hong-Kong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOfPpr_Zstk
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Re: vorbe-n vant
« Reply #1476 on: Monday 16 December 2019, 23:24:24 »
cei pasionati de navigatie pot ajunge uneori sa traiasca pe pielea lor intamplari cu pirati, chiar in zilele noastre

asta e povestea unui canadian care cu putin noroc a evitat sa fie abordat


"A little after noon on our second full day off the bank. I spotted a large fishing boat that appear some 3 miles off our port bow. It was moving fast as it crossed our bow and I was relieved to see that it appeared to be carrying on to the north. I watched it intently through the binoculars as it passed and just when I thought we were in the clear. The fishing boat made a tight turn, pointing his bow towards us, then it came to a stop.

We were hoping that he was just fishing but after a closer look, I could not see any fishing gear, nets or people on the aft deck. I suddenly felt sick to my stomach. The fishing boat drifted down to us then fell in line astern of us about a mile back. We altered course several times and each time he matched our heading and speed. This went on for almost an hour and I was now sure that he had his sites on us. But he did not approach, so I said to Jackie, “I bet he is waiting for another boat to arrive before he boards us.


I was so convinced that we were a target that I got on the radio and broadcast a “MayDay” with our position and that were about to be boarded by pirates. Surprisingly I received no radio response. ( was later told that the Pirates were probably Jamming my radio call by broadcasting music at the same time) We did hear music several times.


About an hour and half after all this started I spotted a second vessel, again about 3 miles out running flat out and on an intercept course with us.
“Well it looks like his buddy has finally arrived Jackie and I think we are about to get boarded!” It was looking like that, one boat would attack from behind while the other cut us off. There were two, 45 foot to 60 foot steel fishing boats closing in on us.
In preparation for what appeared to be the inevitable, I dropped down below to hide some of my valuables. Monies were split up and my good navigational computer was hidden. If the boat was stripped and they let us be, I would need a means of navigation as we were still 180 miles from anywhere.


That done I went back on deck to find that both boats were closing in and fast. There was little to do other than wait till they came in range then I would have a decision to make.


As I peered forward past the second fishing boat I sited a dark shadow on the horizon. It was another vessel, it was a big containership. A flood of relief filled me as I snatched up the radio microphone. The officer of the watch answered right away and I quickly told him of our situation while describing the Pirate ships and there relative positions.


Upon siting the ship the two fishing vessels turned back to the south and headed off at full throttle. Within 15 minutes the great ship passed between Maiatla and the pirates. I made a full report to the ship’s officer who then said that he would notify the authorities."


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« Reply #1477 on: Friday 10 January 2020, 16:21:43 »
Sunt inca sub impresia filmului The two popes vazut pe Netflix. De departe, cel mai bun film vazut si produs de Netfli dupa mine. Piatra de bolta a filmului sta in cei 2 actori care-i joca pe Ratzinger si Bergoglio, adica Anthony Hopkins si Jonathan Pryce.
Dar marele castig, pentru mine cel putin vazand filmul asta, a fost descoperirea unei mari voci din Argentina, o artista uriasa pe nume Mercedes Sosa, foarte cunoscuta si iubita de toata America de Sud,  toti colegii mei latinos, din Peru, Chile si Venezuela, o divinizeaza pur si simplu. Dumnezeule, ce voce, ce melodii are. Melodii de-ale ei sunt pe coloana sonora a filmului The two popes, ce-l puteti vedea pe Netflix.
Am ascultat azi Mercedes Sosa pe Google play cand veneam spre casa. Magnific ca experienta s-o asculti cand conduci. Asa, ca un exemplu, de sunteti curiosi, ascultati melodia de mai jos cu Mercedes Sosa denumita Todo Cambia... adica totul se schimba. Totus se schimba, timpul, noi, cerul mohorat ce apasa Montrealul chiar acuma cand va scriu.




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« Reply #1479 on: Saturday 18 January 2020, 10:55:56 »
Vineri, adica ieri, eram la SAQ sa ma aprovizionez pentru weekendul asta geros, cand, in mod cu totul intamplator, privirea mi-a picat pe niste sticle aranjate frumos pe raft.  Pe moment n-am stiut de ce le priveam fix, apoi, dupa cateva secunde m-am dumirit, pe eticheta scria in romaneste. Asa am descoperit un vin foarte bun, un cabernet sauvignion la ridicolul pret de 7 dolari! Acelasi vin, le fel de bun, daca era intr-o sticla din Franta costa poate dublu. Vinul insa nu e din Romania ci din Republica Moldova si e produs de Vinaria din Vale. He he he, frumos nume. Il recomand epicurienilor de pe forum (Rufus si Ronin) din toata inima.




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