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Offline Mircea Constantinescu

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Topicu injinerului
« on: Thursday 13 June 2019, 19:57:22 »
Q: De unde poti culege ciperci indiferent de vreme?
A: De pe centura
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Re: Topicu injinerului
« Reply #1 on: Thursday 13 June 2019, 20:31:26 »
Cred ca esti un om extrem de singur, ceea ce n-ar fi foarte rau, singuratatea fiind anticamera spre universul plin de liniste din noi si unde poti gasi intelepciunea suprema. Dar tu nu, nu este cazul tau... tu, cuprins de singuratate si poate si alte fumuri trase pe nas, iti imaginezi ca esti simpatic, ca ai ceva de spus neaparat, idei spirituale invelite precum sarmalele in inteligenta. Nimic mai fals (sau falsh cum spunea un fost mare tovaras)  tovarase Constantinescu, tu care esti specialistul forumului pe probleme de multiculturalism canadian.
Esti tot atat de plin de spiritualitate pe cat este Universul plin de eter, iar topicele deschise de tine sunt mai plictisitoare chiar decat orele de CSP din liceu la care adormeam mereu. CSP=Cunostinte Social Politice.
Cred ca nici plantele nu inverzesc in casa ta, toate se usuca, doar saracul catzel al tau ce mai sta pe langa tine, blazat si melancolic, visand la alti stapani mai interesanti.


Cele bune draga tovarase scump si stimat. Este prima si singura data cand postez pe un topic deschis de tine.


PS. Santiago era mai interesant ca tine, si acuma, de cand nu mai posteaza, este chiar mai simpatic ca tine.

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Re: Topicu injinerului
« Reply #2 on: Thursday 13 June 2019, 21:52:56 »
ce aveti ma cu omu?


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Re: Topicu injinerului
« Reply #3 on: Friday 14 June 2019, 00:27:38 »
gluma cu ciupercile e buna.
Baietii de la tara, neavand centura, n-au cum s-o guste.
In fond, e trist.
I will never forget the anger of the adults in the room when I said this, they wanted to believe so badly they were willing to forgot all sense of rational and critical thinking.

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Re: Topicu injinerului
« Reply #4 on: Monday 17 June 2019, 22:14:42 »
You should thank your dad for bringing you are not this world. Your mom wasn't even in the mood.
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Re: Topicu injinerului
« Reply #5 on: Tuesday 18 June 2019, 16:41:08 »
Costica, esti prea lucid pentru a merge la cules.
Dar daca tu ma imblanzesti, vom avea nevoie unul de altul. Tu vei fi, pentru mine, fara seaman pe lume. Eu voi fi, pentru tine, fara seaman pe lume …

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Re: Topicu injinerului
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday 18 June 2019, 19:58:10 »
da ce sunt alea ciperci?
Noroc ca m-am nascut nebun altfel o luam razna.

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Re: Topicu injinerului
« Reply #7 on: Sunday 23 June 2019, 20:26:17 »
In engleza se cheamă mshrooms sau fngi
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Re: Topicu injinerului
« Reply #8 on: Sunday 23 June 2019, 20:28:33 »
June 21 World Naked Hiking Day

Cine plm a avut ideea asta în vârful de sezon al țânțarilor și black flies nu stiu
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Re: Topicu injinerului
« Reply #9 on: Sunday 23 June 2019, 21:18:09 »
in alberta au sarbatorit-o cu multa caldura doar usor racoriti de cei 25 cm de zapada cazuta  :laugh:
https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/ab/alberta-snow-reaches-25-cm-on-the-first-day-of-summer-photos

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Re: Topicu injinerului
« Reply #10 on: Monday 24 June 2019, 08:39:19 »
in alberta au sarbatorit-o cu multa caldura doar usor racoriti de cei 25 cm de zapada cazuta  :laugh:
https://www.narcity.com/news/ca/ab/alberta-snow-reaches-25-cm-on-the-first-day-of-summer-photos


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Re: Topicu injinerului
« Reply #11 on: Tuesday 25 June 2019, 05:57:19 »
It is existentialism only if it comes from the existentialism region of France. Otherwise it is just sparkling anxiety.
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Re: Topicu injinerului
« Reply #12 on: Tuesday 25 June 2019, 07:16:08 »
Pensionar de 42 de ani din MAI scandalizat că un elev clasa a 3-a în vârstă de 39 de ani, tot din MAI nu i-am cedat locul in autobuz
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday 25 June 2019, 19:10:55 »
Pensionar de 42 de ani din cartierul 9 MAI scandalizat că un elev clasa a 3-a în vârstă de 39 de ani, tot din cartierul 9 MAI nu i-am cedat locul in autobuz
Povesti de cartier din Ploiesti. In general, aia de acolo termina liceul batrani.
Cine stie.
I will never forget the anger of the adults in the room when I said this, they wanted to believe so badly they were willing to forgot all sense of rational and critical thinking.

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Re: Topicu injinerului
« Reply #14 on: Monday 01 July 2019, 15:42:20 »
M-am saturat sa aud de aflana anafla aia care nu stie sa scre.
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Re: Topicu injinerului
« Reply #15 on: Sunday 07 July 2019, 16:03:20 »
Neversea, un excelent festival de manele
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