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Offline crenguta

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Re: Space X Launch!
« Reply #80 on: Wednesday 17 June 2020, 23:12:19 »
a vrut sa zica cancioc, avea uica in banat.

poti sa zici si ca_n_cioc sau canci_cioc


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« Reply #81 on: Thursday 18 June 2020, 04:17:09 »
Da la voi in Regat nu ii zice cancioc ?
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« Reply #82 on: Thursday 18 June 2020, 07:33:15 »
Da ce esti asa negru in cerul gurii bre vasile, geez.
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« Reply #83 on: Thursday 18 June 2020, 11:09:50 »
https://youtu.be/tikZjwdhtSk

Dovada unui fake grosolan.
Momente cheie:
- minutul 7:40 in dreapta pe inelul de deasupra motorului se observa niste obiecte (frunze) care stau ele asa usor pe inelul ala la 7027km/h, ceva imposibil, sfideaza ridicolul, nu mai vorbim de folia de aluminium care bate in vant, cascadorii rasului.
- minutul 10:45 in stanga tot pe inelul de deasupra motorului, apare un soricel care se plimba, e acolo sub inel pana la 11:06, viteza 14611km/h, motor incandescent. Se poate observa fake-ul pe cadrul cu marginea rachetei, inel negru peste imaginea cu pamantul suprapusa, restul este rosu incandescent, marginea neagra, un fake video grobian. In acelasi timp in dreapta chipurile vedem reintrarea rachetei Falcon, alt fake ordinar, o imagine cu racheta peste nori.
- minutul 13:20 pana la 13:52, barja care pluteste pe valuri si apoi racheta Falcon apare brusc aterizata pe barja minune, pe filmarea live nu apare momentul cand racheta aterizeaza, au omis sa arate normal, alt fake ordinar, in 3 secunde a aterizat. Numai cine nu a stat pe o barca nu stie cum e cu balansul pe mare/ocean, ce povesti de adormit copii.
- 16:27 in film, ultima desprindere de motor, viteza capsulei 27.000km/h, motorul pluteste lin si se indeparteaza agale.
- 17:06, urmariti in dreapta pe geamul capsulei in dreptul cizmelor de vidanjori, se vad cum trec norii, nori desi ei erau pe orbita, buwhahahaha!
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« Reply #84 on: Tuesday 07 July 2020, 14:41:58 »
in lipsa de alte bazaconii, cretinul ala de musk lanseaza pe piata pantaloni scurti.
70 USD. O sa vanda, la cati pafaristi sunt acolo, or sa se bata pe ei.
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« Reply #85 on: Tuesday 07 July 2020, 14:43:59 »
sold out.
QED.


ps. au fost Limited Edition, mcpmdr....bravo lui, ia banii la bizoni.
I will never forget the anger of the adults in the room when I said this, they wanted to believe so badly they were willing to forgot all sense of rational and critical thinking.

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« Reply #86 on: Wednesday 08 July 2020, 12:06:53 »
ps. au fost Limited Edition, mcpmdr....bravo lui, ia banii la bizoni.
In weekend m-am vazut cu niste amici la un shpritz, unul se chinuie de 2 ani sa aiba copil. Era super extaziat de Tesla-ul lui, ca face 0-100 in x secunde, l-am lasat, l-am lasat. Si apoi i-am dat decisiva, vinde-o daca vrei sa faci plozi, poate mai ai sanse si nu ti-ai prajit cojones definitiv. Nu pot sa iti descriu mecla lui cand i-am dat sa citeasca binefacerile celor 4 motoare electrice de pe Tesla lui la sanatate, mai ales la sistemul reproductiv.
A fost un moment Priceless!
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« Reply #87 on: Wednesday 08 July 2020, 12:16:37 »
In weekend m-am vazut cu niste amici la un shpritz, unul se chinuie de 2 ani sa aiba copil. Era super extaziat de Tesla-ul lui, ca face 0-100 in x secunde, l-am lasat, l-am lasat. Si apoi i-am dat decisiva, vinde-o daca vrei sa faci plozi, poate mai ai sanse si nu ti-ai prajit cojones definitiv. Nu pot sa iti descriu mecla lui cand i-am dat sa citeasca binefacerile celor 4 motoare electrice de pe Tesla lui la sanatate, mai ales la sistemul reproductiv.
A fost un moment Priceless!

Scarba mi-e de smecherul ala de Musk, cu tot arsenalul lui de trucuri de pacalit fraierii, dar si mai scarba mi-e de paranoicii care-si feresc coaiele de baterii si telefoane celulare.

Am reusit asadar, in acest caz, sa rezolv paradoxul magarului lui Buridan.


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« Reply #88 on: Wednesday 08 July 2020, 12:52:18 »
Prostea Vadim, nu bateria e buba la Tesla, dar deh, cand o sa iti permiti experimente de gen pe tine, sa ne anunti si pe noi. Pana atunci, spor la facut laba la balene!
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« Reply #89 on: Wednesday 08 July 2020, 13:36:02 »
Prostea Vadim, nu bateria e buba la Tesla, dar deh, cand o sa iti permiti experimente de gen pe tine, sa ne anunti si pe noi. Pana atunci, spor la facut laba la balene!

Nu, e convertizorul care face din DC AC, si care e in baterie, care e sub scaune. Iar oamenii si oamele stau cu coaiele (sau ovarele, dupa caz) pe scaune si le prajesc incet, la frecvente de cateva sute de kilohertzi. Dobitocule.

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Re: Space X Launch!
« Reply #90 on: Wednesday 08 July 2020, 14:05:02 »
Suji Sile, las' google, nu e cazul, da drumul la AC ca te-ai incalzit.

#labalabalene copyright Rufus, misto hashtag pt. prostea Vadim.
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« Reply #91 on: Thursday 30 July 2020, 09:46:04 »
A plecat Perseverence spre Marte sa culeaga niste pietre. Ajunge prin Februarie 2021 si o sa se duca astronauti dupa pietre prin 2030
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Re: Space X Launch!
« Reply #92 on: Thursday 30 July 2020, 10:04:55 »
Am gasit.
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« Reply #93 on: Thursday 30 July 2020, 10:51:52 »
Stati bre sa apara sezonul 2 la space force, sa aiba si nasa si space x de unde sa se inspire vizavi de viitoarele misiuni.
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« Reply #94 on: Thursday 30 July 2020, 10:56:19 »
A plecat Perseverence spre Marte sa culeaga niste pietre. Ajunge prin Februarie 2021 si o sa se duca astronauti dupa pietre prin 2030
Cea mai mare farsa din istoria umanitatii. Daca dai putin inapoi prin late 90's si 2000 tot trambitau americanii ca in 2020 suntem pe Marte, uite ca suntem in 2020 si nu suntem nici pe Luna, ba suntem si incuiati in case de virusul minune si ne uitam la Netflix. Asa o sa vina si 2030 si tot nimic.
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Re: Space X Launch!
« Reply #95 on: Thursday 30 July 2020, 11:36:22 »
Au fost ocupati cu altele :))
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« Reply #96 on: Thursday 30 July 2020, 12:08:45 »
A plecat Perseverence spre Marte sa culeaga niste pietre. Ajunge prin Februarie 2021 si o sa se duca astronauti dupa pietre prin 2030
de unde stii ? a zis la netflix ?
pai e bine, ca singura poza pe care o aveam de pe Marte e de cand am fost acolo acum doi ani. Si eu am adus pietricele ca cica poarta noroc in dragoste. Totul e rosu, bizar.
Am pus si flightul ca sa vaza lumea pe unde am luat-o cu racheta.
Care vrea detalii sa zica, sa-i pun poza cu beletele si cu pasaportu ca mi l-au cerut martienii cand am ajuns.
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I will never forget the anger of the adults in the room when I said this, they wanted to believe so badly they were willing to forgot all sense of rational and critical thinking.

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« Reply #97 on: Thursday 30 July 2020, 16:09:16 »
https://www.space.com/mars-rover-perseverance-safe-mode-after-launch.html

Cica naveta este in safe mode, dar o sa isi revina, nu s-au inteles probabil, deocamdata sunt in dificultati tehnice...
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