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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #40 on: Tuesday 15 January 2013, 05:02:28 »
jeims,  you made my day, man!

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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #41 on: Tuesday 15 January 2013, 06:08:17 »
Un idiot sinistru, minte de shofer de autobus...
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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #42 on: Tuesday 15 January 2013, 06:43:48 »
jeims,  you made my day, man!

sarna, dragalaso, scumpa la vedere mai esti lately
ce face europa asta din oameni, tztz!
daca femeile ar sti cît costa un autobuz, nu s-ar mai uita dupa barbatii cu Porsche

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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #43 on: Tuesday 15 January 2013, 06:59:55 »
Nu e idiotism, sau poate o specie de...
eu i-am zis manelism: acelasi manelism sclipicios-unsuros
nu sunt cruci mari de aur pe pept
ci tot pe-acolo: lecturi lucian boia, carti postale scrise chiar de sub tour effel  :laugh: nevasta open minded partasa la gretzosenii porno
si restul, nu mai listez
ca mi se-apleaca
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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #44 on: Tuesday 15 January 2013, 07:18:08 »
jeims,  you made my day, man!
Te-ai dat in stamba... tzopi... Itealea shi Spanea e de tine  :grin:


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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #45 on: Tuesday 15 January 2013, 07:29:42 »
Te-ai dat in stamba... tzopi... Itealea shi Spanea e de tine  :grin:

tzaranul e pe camp, dorel. si cred ca trebuie sa ramana acolo. la coada vacii, acolo e locul tau
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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #46 on: Tuesday 15 January 2013, 07:30:18 »
Nu e idiotism, sau poate o specie de...
eu i-am zis manelism: acelasi manelism sclipicios-unsuros
nu sunt cruci mari de aur pe pept
ci tot pe-acolo: lecturi lucian boia, carti postale scrise chiar de sub tour effel  :laugh: nevasta open minded partasa la gretzosenii porno
si restul, nu mai listez
ca mi se-apleaca
de acord cu tine, chiar asha... imi amintesc poza aia de sub Turnul Eiffel, sa vada "pretenii" ca a bifat shi excursia la Parij ...

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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #47 on: Tuesday 15 January 2013, 07:32:18 »
tzaranul e pe camp, dorel. si cred ca trebuie sa ramana acolo. la coada vacii, acolo e locul tau
da da ... tzopi... dar eu macar nu pretind a fi ceea ce nu am fost niciodata, ca altzii  :grin:


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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #48 on: Tuesday 15 January 2013, 09:00:31 »

 
dorele, fii atent ce pavaje de kkt au astia intr-o capitala europeana! ti se pare normal asa ceva? wtf, man, se cunoaste ca le lipsesc inginerii romani, de unde s-ai mai ia daca toate valorile au plecat in canada?
 tu ce solutie ai gasi sa arate bucata aia mai bine? e de rasul lumii, nu alta. poza asta nici n-am avut curaj s-o trimit la prieteni, ca ma faceau de ocara
daca femeile ar sti cît costa un autobuz, nu s-ar mai uita dupa barbatii cu Porsche

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« Reply #49 on: Tuesday 15 January 2013, 09:12:11 »
ce faci bre ? pui poze din bucale ?
...care-i adevaratu si care-i kiciu ?
I will never forget the anger of the adults in the room when I said this, they wanted to believe so badly they were willing to forgot all sense of rational and critical thinking.

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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #50 on: Tuesday 15 January 2013, 10:43:38 »
ce sa zic, man...
Nu mai zice nimic, vorbeste cu Fender si mergi la asiatice ca ai nevoie de un happy ending, esti stresat... :laugh:
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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #51 on: Tuesday 15 January 2013, 22:14:05 »
I will never forget the anger of the adults in the room when I said this, they wanted to believe so badly they were willing to forgot all sense of rational and critical thinking.


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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #52 on: Tuesday 15 January 2013, 23:17:35 »
...ya know viata e o plaja

Ura.
Stiam ca o definitie nu se formuleaza printr-o negatie.
Si tot asteptam un Take 2 a celebrei ziceri: Viata nu e un concurs.
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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #53 on: Tuesday 15 January 2013, 23:28:36 »
phew, grea misiune, cind e vorba de fimei din astea de pe nibiru ca DJ, si nu de pe venus, ca majoritatea
nici nu stii exact daca s-au prins si fac ele o contra-gluma, sau poti sa le iesplici cum sta treaba
se voia un calambur tradus dintr-o limba in alta: life is a beach (bitch)
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daca femeile ar sti cît costa un autobuz, nu s-ar mai uita dupa barbatii cu Porsche

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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #54 on: Wednesday 16 January 2013, 08:07:15 »
Dupa glumitzele din uptima vreme pare ca DJ trece printr-o perioada grea. Curaj DJ! Curaj sa revii la starea ta naturala when not poking random ppl
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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #55 on: Wednesday 16 January 2013, 08:15:34 »
well, io habar n-am ce glumite ale lui Dj, si la adresa cui, ti s-au parut tie deplasate, io nu le-am remarcat si o consider in continuare unul din spiritele cu care te-ai putea barbieri mai ceva decit cu the best a man can get. uneori cind vad cum ii funtioneaza neuronul capului, imi vine sa ma fac mic, sa ma ascund intr-un colt si sa stau cuminte acolo o vreme :)
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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #56 on: Thursday 17 January 2013, 13:09:21 »
deci nu stiu de ce cu sfantu valentin primesc oferte pentru dame, probabil cineva ma confunda. Si ma simt flatulat.
In sfarsit.
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chiar nu au remoturi care sa bata intre 60 si 200 de km ? ei chiar nu stiu ca in Canada distantele sunt mari ?
shit, man.


P.S. Constat cu amaraciune ca loveru nu e tot una cu parteneru.
« Last Edit: Thursday 17 January 2013, 13:10:29 by fenderguitars »
I will never forget the anger of the adults in the room when I said this, they wanted to believe so badly they were willing to forgot all sense of rational and critical thinking.

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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #57 on: Thursday 17 January 2013, 13:24:57 »
shit, era sa omit introducerea si intriga....

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intrebarea e , in cazul descris mai sus , iti mai trebe remote ?



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I will never forget the anger of the adults in the room when I said this, they wanted to believe so badly they were willing to forgot all sense of rational and critical thinking.

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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #58 on: Thursday 17 January 2013, 13:39:12 »
gata mi-a venit si outfitu pentru ziua lu Valentin, ca sa vad trendu.
I will never forget the anger of the adults in the room when I said this, they wanted to believe so badly they were willing to forgot all sense of rational and critical thinking.

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Re: Topicul lui Fender
« Reply #59 on: Thursday 17 January 2013, 13:40:07 »
Fits S-M inseamna Sado - Maso ?
ai dreaq perversi, bre.
I will never forget the anger of the adults in the room when I said this, they wanted to believe so badly they were willing to forgot all sense of rational and critical thinking.