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« Reply #160 on: Thursday 19 July 2018, 16:06:56 »
Acum si la Walmart!


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« Reply #161 on: Thursday 19 July 2018, 16:15:28 »

Cre'ca pentru femei e un set Mastroska, de la Thumbelina pina la un impozabil extinctor de 16".

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« Reply #162 on: Thursday 19 July 2018, 16:17:33 »
Black :))))))))))) I died
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« Reply #163 on: Thursday 19 July 2018, 17:44:39 »
Zi si tu daca nu e nostim. Am ras si in magazin..




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« Reply #164 on: Thursday 19 July 2018, 17:46:32 »
deci prin eliminare The King nu poate fi black 😎
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« Reply #165 on: Friday 20 July 2018, 08:50:44 »
Daca mai e o gaura de masurat dupa "black" inseamna ca e pt cai :))) .Sau "once u go black u'll never go back" o fi un mit fals?
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« Reply #166 on: Friday 20 July 2018, 09:39:05 »
Daca mai e o gaura de masurat dupa "black" inseamna ca e pt cai :) )) .Sau "once u go black u'll never go back" o fi un mit fals?


Tu, acu ma pui pe ganduri ca se tine dupa mine unu asa, oleaca negru, si e simpatic.. zicea el ca ma rapeste la "Santa's Village" cand pleaca fie-mea in tabara (sa vezi ce cool-a o devenit gagica ca era cu fetele si le-o oprit politia just for a chit-chat - o tras-o de limba ce tabere are de   fapt)... dar apoi ce fac daca e adevarat?  :laugh:

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« Reply #167 on: Friday 20 July 2018, 12:10:59 »
Daca ma pun si raspund lui Janine si lui crina-ca, or sa-mi auda urechile ce nu mi-a fost dat sa aud o viata intreaga. Asa ca ma abtin. 
As spune doar sa verificati marfa inainte… ca nu toti sunt ca pe pornhub :grin:
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« Reply #168 on: Friday 20 July 2018, 12:18:48 »
ba da, majoritatea suntem că ăia doar că albi
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« Reply #169 on: Friday 20 July 2018, 13:20:37 »
Daca ma pun si raspund lui Janine si lui crina-ca, or sa-mi auda urechile ce nu mi-a fost dat sa aud o viata intreaga. Asa ca ma abtin. 
As spune doar sa verificati marfa inainte… ca nu toti sunt ca pe pornhub :grin:


si cum verificam? Cerem poze?  :laugh:

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« Reply #170 on: Friday 20 July 2018, 13:33:51 »
ba da, majoritatea suntem că ăia doar că albi


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« Reply #171 on: Saturday 21 July 2018, 08:15:51 »

si cum verificam? Cerem poze?  :laugh:


Grab his nuts... be a man !  :laugh:
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« Reply #172 on: Saturday 21 July 2018, 09:29:09 »

Grab his nuts... be a man !  :laugh:


Sa strige "assault" ha?

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« Reply #173 on: Saturday 21 July 2018, 09:50:41 »

Sa strige "assault" ha?


Asa de pussy sunt p'acolo barbatii ?  :no:
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Re: Topic despre sex
« Reply #174 on: Sunday 05 August 2018, 08:56:29 »
intrebarea zilei:

ce e groasa, rosie, cu striatii si are suc dulce?
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Re: Topic despre sex
« Reply #175 on: Sunday 05 August 2018, 10:42:19 »
I am in perfect shape for my weight.

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« Reply #176 on: Sunday 05 August 2018, 12:53:40 »
p-aproape Don Corolleone

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Re: Topic despre sex
« Reply #177 on: Sunday 05 August 2018, 13:06:18 »
Sa va fie rushinica daca v-atzi gandit la ce m-am gandit eu!  :embarrass:
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« Reply #178 on: Monday 06 August 2018, 11:51:23 »
Sa va fie rushinica daca v-atzi gandit la ce m-am gandit eu!  :embarrass:

Inseamna ca ai minte bogata. Altceva decât rosie nu mi-a trecut prin cap.

P.S. Sau te apropii de momentu' descris pe topicu' asta.  :grin:
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Re: Topic despre sex
« Reply #179 on: Tuesday 23 October 2018, 19:02:05 »
Daca mai e o gaura de masurat dupa "black" inseamna ca e pt cai :))) .Sau "once u go black u'll never go back" o fi un mit fals?
mitul asta merge impreuna cu celalalt, precum  ca cei inalti o au si supersized, adica lunga.
Dar daca tu ma imblanzesti, vom avea nevoie unul de altul. Tu vei fi, pentru mine, fara seaman pe lume. Eu voi fi, pentru tine, fara seaman pe lume …