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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1460 on: Monday 04 November 2019, 08:27:18 »
Asta merge la topic sexos. Eroarea pe care a aratat-o forumul cateva zile:

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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1461 on: Monday 04 November 2019, 09:29:24 »
In w/e-ul asta am aflat si eu ( mi-a spus o prietena) ce inseamna “smf”.


Ma gandesc ca adminul a pus acest mesaj cand inca facea eforturi disperste sa repare taclaua...
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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1462 on: Monday 04 November 2019, 10:11:42 »
Ia uite la liliac, ce s-a smecherit! Cica nu a sunat un pretin, dar a aflat de la o pretina!


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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1463 on: Friday 08 November 2019, 08:40:14 »
Ieri i-a zis-o pe fata lu Liliac:

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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1464 on: Friday 08 November 2019, 09:17:40 »
lumea îmbătrânește și vouă vă arde de prostii


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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1465 on: Friday 08 November 2019, 10:19:50 »
Keanu e ala nemuritor
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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1466 on: Friday 15 November 2019, 07:27:26 »
pinup-ul de saptamana asta are ca tema:

recolta de cartofi, vegetarieni in ciuda carnii


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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1467 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 13:57:12 »
ce coincidenta chiar recent m-am uitat la un clip despre accentul de Boston al lui Mark Wahlberg. he makes a mean sexy role in The Departed
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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1468 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 19:02:59 »
https://youtu.be/SVCGRTGOV7Y

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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1469 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 21:52:16 »
frumoasa recolta de cartofi, cred ca s-ar asorta cu una de morcovi
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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1470 on: Sunday 17 November 2019, 23:44:10 »
Mosulicilor, ați ratat-o pe asta?

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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1471 on: Saturday 23 November 2019, 12:00:25 »
Sa traiti neaparat.


N-am stiut unde sa postez clipurile astea de mai jos, asa ca m-am gandit sa le postez aici, stiind ca nu sunt chiar foarte potrivite, dar a gresi e omeneste.


Am asa, un crush nevinovat, lipsit de orice conotatie sexuala,  pentru o cantareata de opera georgiana (merge si gruzina) pe nume Nino Surguladze. Frumoasa, pana la divin si foarte talentata, Nino mi-a umplut zilele astea geroase cu vocea ei sublima, facandu-le, zilele vreau sa zic, mai calde, mai suportabile.


Nino Surguladze, de care sunt convins ca n-ati auzit, a atat de frumoasa incat parca ar fi coborata dintr-o pictura de Botticelli, ea reprezinta pentru mine arhetipul frumusetii feminine in acest moment. Dumnezeule, ce frumoasa e...


Primul clip, cu o piesa muzicala cunoscuta:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLJyGNUY3qI




Ultimul clip foarte estetic, cu o piesa din perioada baroca de Albinoni, transpusa in orchestratie moderba, cu o Nino Surguladze, frumoasa, frumoasa, frumoasa. Merge ascultata chiar si pentru iubitorii de rock, macar vad o femeie frumoasa.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hsmskmxyUk




PS. Rufuse, am vrut sa postez pe topicul asta de weekend, foarte sexos, ceva frumos, despre o femeie frumoasa si plina de latent.



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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1472 on: Saturday 23 November 2019, 13:49:34 »
I will never forget the anger of the adults in the room when I said this, they wanted to believe so badly they were willing to forgot all sense of rational and critical thinking.

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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1473 on: Sunday 24 November 2019, 10:57:31 »
sa continuam seria clasicelor muzicale cu o interpreta care are certe calitati

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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1474 on: Sunday 24 November 2019, 15:10:53 »
cine n-a votat corespunzator risca probleme

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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1475 on: Friday 29 November 2019, 19:15:13 »
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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1476 on: Friday 06 December 2019, 19:16:29 »
cica foto alb-negru

negru o fi in spatele camerei?  :suspious:


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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1477 on: Sunday 22 December 2019, 14:21:04 »
din seria "cu ce sa ma imbrac azi cand merg la slujba?"

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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1478 on: Sunday 22 December 2019, 19:24:52 »
Se vede ca a venit iarna. Cizme inalte si imbracaminte (prea) groasa, de iarna, sa tzina de cald... :gum:



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Re: Topic (sexos) de week-end
« Reply #1479 on: Sunday 22 December 2019, 22:00:16 »
Ete pxla a venit iarna, cind o veni iarna cu adevarat o sa poarte tanga din piele de foca.
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