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Re: Space X Launch!
« Reply #20 on: Thursday 28 May 2020, 08:23:12 »
next chapter, pentru cine mai e curios, urmeaza dilema cum fac pipi astronautii in vid, acolo sus, neamule.

Eu tot astept raspuns la cine a facut poza aia faimoasa cu landingul pe moon!!!!
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« Reply #21 on: Thursday 28 May 2020, 08:28:15 »
Eu tot astept raspuns la cine a facut poza aia faimoasa cu landingul pe moon!!!!
mumuse, te-ai dus prea departe, stai aicea mai aproape de pamant. Zi cum intra aia in Spatia Orbitala si se imbratiseaza cand se schimba shiftu.
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« Reply #22 on: Thursday 28 May 2020, 12:31:51 »
Through the air lock, ce dracu, in toate filmele se vede asta.
Exact la fel cum intri in labul cu virusi, ce nu stiu eu cum au iesit virushii, tot prin air lock?
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« Reply #23 on: Thursday 28 May 2020, 13:02:43 »
Through the air lock, ce dracu, in toate filmele se vede asta.
Exact la fel cum intri in labul cu virusi, ce nu stiu eu cum au iesit virushii, tot prin air lock?
este ca daca nu vedeai la tembelizor, habar n-aveai ?
Traiasca ROCU care ne da yutubu.
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Re: Space X Launch!
« Reply #24 on: Thursday 28 May 2020, 21:13:30 »
Normal ca habar n aveam fara televizor.
Desi vazusem cum trece bamporu prin ecluza, care e cam acelasi principiu
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« Reply #25 on: Thursday 28 May 2020, 21:19:40 »
Normal ca habar n aveam fara televizor.
Desi vazusem cum trece bamporu prin ecluza, care e cam acelasi principiu
cu bamporu e simplu ca nu e vidu.
vorba e , cum pui etansarea mecanica ? numa o-ring ? nu merge ca e presiuni diferite. Pui cu profilu V ? pai cum il pui, spre exterior, sau spre interior unde intra cosmonautu ?
sa-mi zici cum face pipi ca cu suction nu tine, omul are o valva acolo shea, nu se deschide decand cand vrea creieru.
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Re: Space X Launch!
« Reply #26 on: Friday 29 May 2020, 08:17:05 »
Normal ca habar n aveam fara televizor.
Desi vazusem cum trece bamporu prin ecluza, care e cam acelasi principiu

Deci crezi ce ai fost invatat, corect?
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart

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« Reply #27 on: Friday 29 May 2020, 09:49:38 »
crede si nu cerceta, that's an amazing thing.
Si daca vrei, n-ai cum, mcpmdr.
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Re: Space X Launch!
« Reply #28 on: Friday 29 May 2020, 20:30:28 »
SpaceX's latest Starship rocket prototype just exploded during an engine test

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« Reply #29 on: Saturday 30 May 2020, 16:26:41 »
Gata, s-a lansatara.
S-a vazut la Televizor clar :
Doi baieti cu cizme inalte din piele fina de OFITERI, cu manusi, cotiere si genunchiere.
Baga foc pe coada, se inalta racheta, dar nu mai putem sa mai vedem pe baieti cum gestioneaza ei acceleratia aia enorma.
Apoi vedem racheta ca se duce in sus, incepe s-o ia intr-o parte, cand e aproape orizontala cu pamantul se desprinde treapta aia care nu mai e nevoie de ea YEEEY, apoi vedem pe un geam afara - deci de la aceeasi altitudine simultan, ba pamantul concav, ba pamantul flat, ba pamantul curbat, ceea ce inseamna ca ori n-au avut suficienti bani sa investeasca intr-o camera go pro ori sunt de fapt trei Pamanturi. Mai repede cred ca sunt mai multe pamanturi, eu traiesc pe ala platu ca abdomenul de domnisoara. Ala concavu e nasol, ca tine apa. Restul se inghesuie pe ala rotundu ca se invarte si da senzatie de aviatie.
Apoi se termina cu flashuri de imagine, cand de colo, cand de dincolo, ba de la California unde stau aia la desk-uri, ba din studio unde se comenteaza, aia e, hai la carciuma sa sarbatorim ca e zi istorica.'Habar n-am unde s-au dus si ce fac aia doi baieti pe-acolo sus, important e ca e zi istorica.
Numa sa nu se loveasca de Tesla lu Elon ca si aia bantuie pe acolo pe sus, naiba mai stie pe unde e.
Abia astept REVENIREA :
O sa pice aia de sus cu trei parasute, vedem cu splash down, si brusc cum ies aia bine mersi dinauntru, Yey.
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« Reply #30 on: Monday 01 June 2020, 11:38:15 »
Gata, s-a cuplatara.
Baietii si-au dat cizmele jos, fuck that, mai bine in ciorapi, mai ales cand te imbratisezi.
Vreti sa vedeti cum s-au lipit la 7 Km/secunda cu ISS ? pofta-n cui, n-o sa vedeti.
Vreti sa vedeti imagini cu pamantul de acolo de sus ? Pla, nu capatati.
Tot ce trebuie sa stim e daca baietii au dormit si daca se simt bine. No delay in comunication, that;s great, no social distancing, asta e si mai bine. Nu conteaza daca se imbolnaveste vreunul acolo ca cheama salvarea Space X ambulance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezJYJu8-6pw
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Re: Space X Launch!
« Reply #31 on: Monday 01 June 2020, 14:24:51 »
Eu nu am inteles de ce a fost distanta de 1 zi intre lansatul pe orbita si cuplarea cu ISS? Pe video se vedea cum aveau peste 25.000 km/h la un moment dat. De ce s-au schimbat in timpul zborului, cizmele alea de santieristi, costumul insasi este un esec de design, zici ca sunt vidanjori.
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« Reply #32 on: Monday 01 June 2020, 14:56:50 »
Brusc, n-au mai avut nevoie de helmets, exact cand saracul Doug a tras un cap in usa aia, min 1 :31.
De apreciat ca si-au schimbat hainele in modulul ala minuscul unde stateau cu genunchii in gura.
Haine apretate si chiloti curati impachetate frumos de neveste pe pamant.
Traiasca nevestele, prietenu omului.
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Re: Space X Launch!
« Reply #33 on: Monday 01 June 2020, 15:06:51 »
Fender, pune filmul cu pungulița  :laugh:


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« Reply #34 on: Monday 01 June 2020, 15:08:18 »
Fender, pune filmul cu pungulița  :laugh:


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pai le-au avut avut la pachet, pana sa se imbarce, sau la cala. Nu e bine sa pleci la drum numai cu o pereche de chiloti, Doamne fereste de ceva.
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« Reply #35 on: Monday 01 June 2020, 15:16:14 »
Ai zis că ai făcut experiment cu o pungulița cu alune.
De aia întreb, nu de chiloți.
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« Reply #36 on: Monday 01 June 2020, 15:33:50 »
nu pot sa pun filme.
Plec luna asta spre sfarsit la Calgary - Sylvan Lake si iti fac poze numa pentru tine.
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« Reply #37 on: Monday 01 June 2020, 15:44:32 »
Brusc, n-au mai avut nevoie de helmets, exact cand saracul Doug a tras un cap in usa aia, min 1 :31.
De apreciat ca si-au schimbat hainele in modulul ala minuscul unde stateau cu genunchii in gura.
Haine apretate si chiloti curati impachetate frumos de neveste pe pamant.
Traiasca nevestele, prietenu omului.
Pai daia zic, unde phula calului s-au schimbat, si de ce aveau nevoie de cizmele alea hidoase, era ploaie si noroi in spatiu? Dragon 2 este facuta ca in caz de eroare in etapa de lansare si plasare spre orbita sa poata reintra si sa aterizeze oriunde. Ma gandesc ca a ateriza in ocean unde nu ii asteapta nimeni si se pot scufunda, cu costumul ala sunt morti.
Azi citesc si vad ca Dragon2 capsule are sa duca pana la 4, deci era loc de inca 2.
Mi-a placut faza cu dinozaurul mic de plus ca sa arate la lume ca nu mai exista gravitatie.
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Re: Space X Launch!
« Reply #38 on: Monday 01 June 2020, 16:28:00 »
Pai daia zic, unde phula calului s-au schimbat, si de ce aveau nevoie de cizmele alea hidoase, era ploaie si noroi in spatiu? Dragon 2 este facuta ca in caz de eroare in etapa de lansare si plasare spre orbita sa poata reintra si sa aterizeze oriunde. Ma gandesc ca a ateriza in ocean unde nu ii asteapta nimeni si se pot scufunda, cu costumul ala sunt morti.
Azi citesc si vad ca Dragon2 capsule are sa duca pana la 4, deci era loc de inca 2.
Mi-a placut faza cu dinozaurul mic de plus ca sa arate la lume ca nu mai exista gravitatie.

If SpaceX's rocket fails, an advanced emergency escape system for the spaceship could save the lives of astronauts onboard

In the event of a rocket failure, the Crew Dragon should detach from the Falcon 9 rocket and fire a set of eight SuperDraco engines to make an escape. That force should jettison the spaceship away from danger, with Behnken and Hurley inside.

At a safe distance from the rocket, the Dragon would then deploy a set of four giant parachutes and drift into the Atlantic Ocean, where rescue teams would pick up the astronauts.
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Re: Space X Launch!
« Reply #39 on: Monday 01 June 2020, 16:30:54 »
Gata, s-a cuplatara.
Baietii si-au dat cizmele jos, fuck that, mai bine in ciorapi, mai ales cand te imbratisezi.
Vreti sa vedeti cum s-au lipit la 7 Km/secunda cu ISS ? pofta-n cui, n-o sa vedeti.
Vreti sa vedeti imagini cu pamantul de acolo de sus ? Pla, nu capatati.
Tot ce trebuie sa stim e daca baietii au dormit si daca se simt bine. No delay in comunication, that;s great, no social distancing, asta e si mai bine. Nu conteaza daca se imbolnaveste vreunul acolo ca cheama salvarea Space X ambulance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezJYJu8-6pw

https://www.space.com/spacex-crew-dragon-astronauts-demo-2-quarantine.html

Astronauts enter a routine quarantine for historic SpaceX Crew Dragon launch


Two NASA astronauts entered quarantine today (May 13) to prepare for a historic launch to space on a SpaceX spacecraft.

Astronauts Robert "Bob" Behnken and Douglas "Doug" Hurley entered a pre-flight quarantine today as they get ready to launch to the International Space Station aboard SpaceX's Crew Dragon vehicle as part of SpaceX's Demo-2 mission. This mission, scheduled to launch later this month on May 27 from NASA's Kennedy Space Center (KSC) in Florida, will be the first crewed mission for the vehicle and will be the first crewed mission to orbit since NASA's Space Shuttle program ended in 2011.

Two weeks before liftoff, Behnken and Hurley entered this quarantine, known officially as "flight crew health stabilization," to ensure that they will be healthy and will not carry any contagious illnesses to the space station. Although people all around the world are currently living in various forms of quarantine to prevent the spread of COVID-19, the disease caused by the novel coronavirus, the astronauts' new constraints are standard.


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