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Re: Sa ne radem, azi Canada...
« Reply #5040 on: Tuesday 05 February 2019, 12:32:10 »
Premierul canadian Justin Trudeau a anunţat luni un ajutor de 53 de milioane de dolari canadieni pentru poporul venezuelean
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Re: Sa ne radem, azi Canada...
« Reply #5041 on: Tuesday 05 February 2019, 12:34:31 »
Premierul canadian Justin Trudeau a anunţat luni un ajutor de 53 de milioane de dolari canadieni pentru poporul venezuelean
Ce darnic este el, bine ca nu s-a oferit sa ia si fo 50.000 de refugiati de acolo.

In rest, batem pasul pe loc ca pe vremea lui Harper., bine, plus cateva sute de mii de musli puturosi.
https://business.financialpost.com/news/economy/energy-slump-drives-canadas-second-gdp-decline-in-three-months
www.poundsterlinglive.com/cad/10793-canadian-dollar-to-run-out-of-road-without-economic-rebound-says-cba
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Churchill understood the choice perfectly: “The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.”!

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Re: Sa ne radem, azi Canada...
« Reply #5042 on: Tuesday 05 February 2019, 12:40:27 »
Premierul canadian Justin Trudeau a anunţat luni un ajutor de 53 de milioane de dolari canadieni pentru poporul venezuelean

probabil le da niste grau si porumb din stocurile din preerii care se apropie de perioada de expirare + niste conserve expirate de la maxi si superc
daca femeile ar sti cît costa un autobuz, nu s-ar mai uita dupa barbatii cu Porsche

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Re: Sa ne radem, azi Canada...
« Reply #5043 on: Tuesday 05 February 2019, 12:46:22 »
păi cum a fost și la "Revoluția" RO când tot primeam ajutoare  expirate


totul e deja-vu  :grin:
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Re: Sa ne radem, azi Canada...
« Reply #5045 on: Thursday 07 February 2019, 11:41:51 »
In cazul in care nu stiati : low-income Canadians don't pay taxes
Asta este din ciclul avem un incompetent rupt de realitate la butoane care sfideaza o intreaga tara.
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« Reply #5046 on: Thursday 07 February 2019, 11:58:15 »
In momentul in  care low income incep sa plateasca taxe, bugetele nu mai Sint in stare sa se balanseze singure, deci stie el ceva.
I am in perfect shape for my weight.

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Re: Sa ne radem, azi Canada...
« Reply #5047 on: Thursday 07 February 2019, 15:22:00 »
faza cu balansatul singure ar trebui bagata in anale. Era sa zic haznale.
nici anale nu e gresit.
I will never forget the anger of the adults in the room when I said this, they wanted to believe so badly they were willing to forgot all sense of rational and critical thinking.


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Re: Sa ne radem, azi Canada...
« Reply #5048 on: Thursday 07 February 2019, 15:36:36 »
Asta este din ciclul avem un incompetent rupt de realitate la butoane care sfideaza o intreaga tara.

Replica asta imi aduce aminte de un banc din vremuri trecute.

Cica pe vremea lui Ceasca, doi fosti PNT-sti se plimbau prin parc, pe o ploaie cu clabuci.

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Re: Sa ne radem, azi Canada...
« Reply #5049 on: Thursday 07 February 2019, 16:15:30 »
In momentul in  care low income incep sa plateasca taxe, bugetele nu mai Sint in stare sa se balanseze singure, deci stie el ceva.
Justina nu stie ce este low income, e nascut la palat, e plimbat pe bani publici si crescut in puf, omul a fost pregatit sa mosteneasca tot, nu a facut pe meritul lui nimic. E doar un profesoras yoghin poponar, da bine la TV si atat, daca nu ar fi interesele si banii din spate care sa intretina iluzia cu zeci de consilieri, PR-isti si tot felul de tocatori de fruza la caini, omul s-ar zbate si el in low income, dar deh...
Cea mai mare pacaleala cu Justina!
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Re: Sa ne radem, azi Canada...
« Reply #5050 on: Thursday 07 February 2019, 17:34:17 »
Unde pun resumeul pt premier, ca mi au spart urechile presele alea.
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Churchill understood the choice perfectly: “The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.”!


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Re: Sa ne radem, azi Canada...
« Reply #5052 on: Thursday 07 February 2019, 19:33:18 »
pai la prese e obligatoriu cu doape in urechi, gogles si stelershi in picioare, deci sint obisnuit, au acolo un dispenser de doape 3m in caz ca nu ai tu ceva personal ultrasupercalifragilistic
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Re: Sa ne radem, azi Canada...
« Reply #5053 on: Thursday 07 February 2019, 19:40:34 »
Luata copy/paste de pe internet:

Canadian humour:
During a lull between the speeches at a recent Parliament Hill Correspondent's dinner, Sophie Grégoire-Trudeau leans over to chat with the Minister of Defense, Harjit Sajjan.
"You know, I bought Justin a parrot for his birthday. The bird is so smart, Justin has already taught him to pronounce over two hundred words!"
"Wow, that's pretty impressive," says Harjit, "But, you do realize that he just speaks the words, he doesn't really understand what they mean."
"Oh, I know," Sophie replies, "but neither does the parrot."
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Re: Sa ne radem, azi Canada...
« Reply #5054 on: Thursday 07 February 2019, 22:19:31 »
Fie-mea a fost  selectata (eh! uite ca mi-am amintit CUVANTUL!!!!!) sa mearga la  WE DAY in 2018 si mama lu Justina a vorbit acolo - printre alte NUME; a spus ca e bipolara si ce chestii nebune a facut ea la viata ei, ca e normal sa faci prostii la varste fragede, ea a admis ca a facut mai tarziu cand a dat de libertate... deci o femeie faina, cu principii asa, libere. De unde si fiu-su asa superficial... deh, crescut de bona.

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Re: Sa ne radem, azi Canada...
« Reply #5055 on: Monday 18 February 2019, 16:55:40 »
TORONTO (Reuters) - Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's principal secretary Gerald Butts resigned on Monday amid allegations Trudeau's office had pressured the former justice minister to help construction firm SNC-Lavalin avoid criminal prosecution.
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« Reply #5056 on: Monday 18 February 2019, 17:54:50 »
 
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Re: Sa ne radem, azi Canada...
« Reply #5057 on: Monday 18 February 2019, 19:10:02 »
are o figura asa feminina si delicata, imi inspira chistina, nu stiu de ce, in nici un caz butts
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« Reply #5058 on: Monday 18 February 2019, 19:28:20 »
Gerald Michael Butts (born July 8, 1971) was the senior political adviser to Prime Minister Justin Trudeau until his resignation on February 18, 2019.[2] From November 2015 until he resigned, he was the Principal Secretary to the Prime Minister.[3][4] From 2008 to 2012, he was president and CEO of the World Wildlife Fund Canada,[5] a global conservation organization. In 2014, Maclean's magazine declared Butts to be the fourteenth most powerful Canadian.[6]
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