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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #20 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 17:31:28 »
Tu, sau poate voi, nu ati inteles o chestie.
Eu nu sint aici ca sa fac afaceri.
Chestia cu video-telefonul a aparut din context.Daca nu se aducea vorba nici nu pomeneam de el.
NU SINT VINZATOR, daca asta te framinta.N-am nici mentalitatea lor si nici altele.
Deci aici sint pentru fun si sa-i ajut pe altii.
Asta e un forum de emigrare.Punct.

Nu e nici Facebook,nici youtube.


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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #21 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 17:37:52 »
Asta e un forum de emigrare.Punct.
Aoleo paulica, adica trebe sa mai iemigram odata, ca ma simt cam fara vlaga in ultimu timp, si nu stiu incotor sa ma indrept, haustralia poate?
I am in perfect shape for my weight.

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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #22 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 17:38:14 »
Pai sa ai afacere inseamna sa vinzi, carevasazica sa fii vanzator.


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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #23 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 17:55:26 »
......
Poate n-am clarificat o chestiune:
1) de la tipi ca mine va luati voi salariile si checkurile de la welfare.
2) cind imi incasez un check ma doare fix in p_ de ce parere aveti voi despre lumea asta.
3) daca se crede vreunul mai destept ca mine, ma aflu in jenanta ipostaza sa-i risipesc visele.
Nu ca as fi eu cel mai tare, dar totul e relativ pe planeta asta:))
4) Forumurile canadiene sint pe linga cele americane(sau din alte tari) de cacat.
Mai faceti o vizita sa va convingeti singuri.

5) acum chiar ca ma plictisiti.Pe bune.
Mergeti in Coreea de Nord sau la cubanezi,aici aproape, ca sa vorbiti aceeasi limba.


Daca nu mi-ar fi ca ma baneaza adminul ti-as spune sa ma pupi in cur. Dar asa iti spun doar zburda la cacat. Acum vorbim amindoi pe limba ta.
Duritatea untului este proportionala cu prospetimea piinii!

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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #24 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 18:18:42 »

1) de la tipi ca mine va luati voi salariile si checkurile de la welfare.


lol

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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #25 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 18:18:51 »

Daca nu mi-ar fi ca ma baneaza adminul ti-as spune sa ma pupi in cur. Dar asa iti spun doar zburda la cacat. Acum vorbim amindoi pe limba ta.
Du-te ba in p**a mea de ghertoi.
Nu ti-am spus-o ca esti prost din politete.
Hai zit de aici rahatule

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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #26 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 18:22:30 »
Du-te ba in p**a mea de ghertoi.
Nu ti-am spus-o ca esti prost din politete.
Hai zit de aici rahatule

Te ataci? Faci spume? Ramine totusi cum am stabilit mai sus.
Duritatea untului este proportionala cu prospetimea piinii!

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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #27 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 18:59:53 »
Te ataci? Faci spume? Ramine totusi cum am stabilit mai sus.
Bai 2x4-ule,daca-mi pierd timpul cu unii nu inseamna ca accept limbajul de santier.Daca vrei sa ne spui si altceva decit cum se pune faianta, fa-o civilizat
Ai grija ce faci.


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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #28 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 19:14:01 »
Bai 2x4-ule,daca-mi pierd timpul cu unii nu inseamna ca accept limbajul de santier.Daca vrei sa ne spui si altceva decit cum se pune faianta, fa-o civilizat
Ai grija ce faci.


In ceea ce priveste limbajul esti cam la fundul listei. Daca vrei sa ti se vorbeasca civilizt fa un efort.
Chestia cu "ai grija ce faci" suna belicos. Tremur tot.
Duritatea untului este proportionala cu prospetimea piinii!

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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #29 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 19:19:57 »
3) daca se crede vreunul mai destept ca mine, ma aflu in jenanta ipostaza sa-i risipesc visele.
Nu ca as fi eu cel mai tare, dar totul e relativ pe planeta asta:))
4) Forumurile canadiene sint pe linga cele americane(sau din alte tari) de cacat.
Mai faceti o vizita sa va convingeti singuri.

Cineva mi-a zis ca asta e blogul tau. E adevarat?
 
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1. First of all, you have to convince the interviewer that that job is the job you dreamed of from when you was in your mother womb. It doesn’t really matter how you think and who is the real you, you have to convince the person in front of you that the truth is: You envision that job from small ages, and it is what you dreamed of all your life.
2. Lie, lie, lie. In all my experience (and I have a lot) with Canadians interviewers, they don’t like to hear the truth, no way, you have to lie and to be a good actor, play drama, play comedy, play the role of your life if you want to get the job. If you are a person that like saying the truth, or don’t know how to be a good actor, than search for jobs in other places (US is a very good start, Europe, is not bad also), but don’t try in Canada, even you are the best of the best in your field the chances to get a job there are minimal.
Once, I was able to get a HR book in my hands, I was amazed to see in that book that they were told to lie to the candidates. What you can expect from a person that is saying lies, only untrustworthy things."
 
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1 comment thorin March 13th, 2009 @ 22:15 I like your site, very interesting

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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #30 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 19:29:33 »
1) de la tipi ca mine va luati voi ... checkurile de la welfare.

 L-o fi impins vreunul pe Paulica la coada la welfare si i-a sutit cecul si il banuie acum ca e roman.
no solo son palabras que se dicen al azar,
por un momento y sin pensar.
Son esas otras cosas que se sienten sin

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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #31 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 20:36:28 »
In ceea ce priveste limbajul esti cam la fundul listei. Daca vrei sa ti se vorbeasca civilizt fa un efort.
Chestia cu "ai grija ce faci" suna belicos. Tremur tot.
O sa tremuri fraiere.
Ai o sansa destul de mare sa fiu prieten cu patronul tau.
Prosti ca tine sint pe tot drumul.Vrei ruleta ruseasca, atunci sa fie.
Miza e ca te trimit la plimbare.OK papagalule?

Rezumat:
Pe romani ti-e si SCIRBA sa-i ajuti


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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #32 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 20:37:32 »

Cineva mi-a zis ca asta e blogul tau. E adevarat?
 
"
1. First of all, you have to convince the interviewer that that job is the job you dreamed of from when you was in your mother womb. It doesn’t really matter how you think and who is the real you, you have to convince the person in front of you that the truth is: You envision that job from small ages, and it is what you dreamed of all your life.
2. Lie, lie, lie. In all my experience (and I have a lot) with Canadians interviewers, they don’t like to hear the truth, no way, you have to lie and to be a good actor, play drama, play comedy, play the role of your life if you want to get the job. If you are a person that like saying the truth, or don’t know how to be a good actor, than search for jobs in other places (US is a very good start, Europe, is not bad also), but don’t try in Canada, even you are the best of the best in your field the chances to get a job there are minimal.
Once, I was able to get a HR book in my hands, I was amazed to see in that book that they were told to lie to the candidates. What you can expect from a person that is saying lies, only untrustworthy things."
 
http://blog.jobmarketstory.com
 
Si cica comentezi singur:
 
1 comment thorin March 13th, 2009 @ 22:15 I like your site, very interesting
N-am timp nici de forumul asta daramite de bloguri.

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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #33 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 20:48:20 »
O sa tremuri fraiere.
Ai o sansa destul de mare sa fiu prieten cu patronul tau.
Prosti ca tine sint pe tot drumul.Vrei ruleta ruseasca, atunci sa fie.
Miza e ca te trimit la plimbare.OK papagalule?

Rezumat:
Pe romani ti-e si SCIRBA sa-i ajuti

P-ule, tu incepusesi amuzant, cu cele doua dileme existentiale de aprozarist in midlife crisis dar pe masura ce trece timpul incepi sa scrii din ce in ce mai jegos, mai ales cu persoane care ti s-au adresat cuviincios. Din cauza ca maestro este prea finut ca s-o faca, lasa-ma sa ma erijez in purtatorul lui de cuvant si sa-ti zic un crestinesc 'sictir, baragladina'.

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Re: S-a mutat Paulica?
« Reply #34 on: Saturday 20 February 2010, 20:50:01 »
I agree with Agno ... Mastro ii VLADICA si eu mis OPINCA  :evil: