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« Reply #160 on: Thursday 19 July 2018, 16:06:56 »
Acum si la Walmart!


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« Reply #161 on: Thursday 19 July 2018, 16:15:28 »

Cre'ca pentru femei e un set Mastroska, de la Thumbelina pina la un impozabil extinctor de 16".

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« Reply #162 on: Thursday 19 July 2018, 16:17:33 »
Black :))))))))))) I died
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« Reply #163 on: Thursday 19 July 2018, 17:44:39 »
Zi si tu daca nu e nostim. Am ras si in magazin..




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« Reply #164 on: Thursday 19 July 2018, 17:46:32 »
deci prin eliminare The King nu poate fi black 😎
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« Reply #165 on: Friday 20 July 2018, 08:50:44 »
Daca mai e o gaura de masurat dupa "black" inseamna ca e pt cai :))) .Sau "once u go black u'll never go back" o fi un mit fals?
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« Reply #166 on: Friday 20 July 2018, 09:39:05 »
Daca mai e o gaura de masurat dupa "black" inseamna ca e pt cai :) )) .Sau "once u go black u'll never go back" o fi un mit fals?


Tu, acu ma pui pe ganduri ca se tine dupa mine unu asa, oleaca negru, si e simpatic.. zicea el ca ma rapeste la "Santa's Village" cand pleaca fie-mea in tabara (sa vezi ce cool-a o devenit gagica ca era cu fetele si le-o oprit politia just for a chit-chat - o tras-o de limba ce tabere are de   fapt)... dar apoi ce fac daca e adevarat?  :laugh:

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« Reply #167 on: Friday 20 July 2018, 12:10:59 »
Daca ma pun si raspund lui Janine si lui crina-ca, or sa-mi auda urechile ce nu mi-a fost dat sa aud o viata intreaga. Asa ca ma abtin. 
As spune doar sa verificati marfa inainte… ca nu toti sunt ca pe pornhub :grin:
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« Reply #168 on: Friday 20 July 2018, 12:18:48 »
ba da, majoritatea suntem că ăia doar că albi
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« Reply #169 on: Friday 20 July 2018, 13:20:37 »
Daca ma pun si raspund lui Janine si lui crina-ca, or sa-mi auda urechile ce nu mi-a fost dat sa aud o viata intreaga. Asa ca ma abtin. 
As spune doar sa verificati marfa inainte… ca nu toti sunt ca pe pornhub :grin:


si cum verificam? Cerem poze?  :laugh:

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« Reply #170 on: Friday 20 July 2018, 13:33:51 »
ba da, majoritatea suntem că ăia doar că albi


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« Reply #171 on: Saturday 21 July 2018, 08:15:51 »

si cum verificam? Cerem poze?  :laugh:


Grab his nuts... be a man !  :laugh:
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Re: Topic despre sex
« Reply #172 on: Saturday 21 July 2018, 09:29:09 »

Grab his nuts... be a man !  :laugh:


Sa strige "assault" ha?

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« Reply #173 on: Saturday 21 July 2018, 09:50:41 »

Sa strige "assault" ha?


Asa de pussy sunt p'acolo barbatii ?  :no:
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Re: Topic despre sex
« Reply #174 on: Sunday 05 August 2018, 08:56:29 »
intrebarea zilei:

ce e groasa, rosie, cu striatii si are suc dulce?
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Re: Topic despre sex
« Reply #175 on: Sunday 05 August 2018, 10:42:19 »
I am in perfect shape for my weight.

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« Reply #176 on: Sunday 05 August 2018, 12:53:40 »
p-aproape Don Corolleone

un alt răspuns posibil ar fi roșia quebecoasă





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Re: Topic despre sex
« Reply #177 on: Sunday 05 August 2018, 13:06:18 »
Sa va fie rushinica daca v-atzi gandit la ce m-am gandit eu!  :embarrass:
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« Reply #178 on: Monday 06 August 2018, 11:51:23 »
Sa va fie rushinica daca v-atzi gandit la ce m-am gandit eu!  :embarrass:

Inseamna ca ai minte bogata. Altceva decât rosie nu mi-a trecut prin cap.

P.S. Sau te apropii de momentu' descris pe topicu' asta.  :grin:
« Last Edit: Monday 06 August 2018, 11:52:35 by descultz »
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