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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #500 on: Tuesday 09 March 2021, 09:51:28 »
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #501 on: Tuesday 09 March 2021, 17:44:55 »
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #502 on: Wednesday 10 March 2021, 04:39:44 »
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #503 on: Wednesday 10 March 2021, 09:59:16 »

proverbu' zilei

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #504 on: Wednesday 10 March 2021, 12:05:06 »
ihi, una din marile vorbe de intelepciune ale umanitatii  :grin:  noticed by women on a daily basis
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #505 on: Wednesday 10 March 2021, 17:44:09 »
curatenia de primavara la Buckingham Palace  :grin:


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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #506 on: Friday 12 March 2021, 09:25:31 »
in memoriam Pepe Le Pew!

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #507 on: Friday 12 March 2021, 09:47:17 »
Daca harry lucra si el ca muritorii la warehaus, ar fi stiut ca trebe sa stea la cel putin 2 m de meghan...
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #508 on: Friday 12 March 2021, 14:46:47 »
Some days you're the bug and some days you're the windshield

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« Reply #509 on: Friday 12 March 2021, 16:17:51 »
in memoriam Pepe Le Pew!







Auzi, da’ tu de ce crezi ca toti spectatorii de pe scena ca Mitch si din sala nu fac niciun gest sa-l stopeze pe Biden, ii o forma de arrested development, nu-si dau seama ca se-ntampla-n fatza lor un act penal, de ce nu l-or reclamat ca pe Cuomo?
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #510 on: Friday 19 March 2021, 21:40:59 »
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #511 on: Wednesday 24 March 2021, 15:52:20 »
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« Reply #512 on: Wednesday 24 March 2021, 22:33:54 »
"Aquilla non capit muscas"

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #513 on: Thursday 25 March 2021, 08:17:43 »
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart

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« Reply #514 on: Monday 29 March 2021, 16:01:32 »


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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #515 on: Wednesday 31 March 2021, 23:14:57 »
respirati mai rar, "we can beat this"!  :yes:


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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #516 on: Thursday 01 April 2021, 15:38:28 »
cica dr. fauci e the father of covid. lol. plus faza cu mat gaetz.

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« Reply #517 on: Wednesday 07 April 2021, 09:10:11 »
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #518 on: Wednesday 07 April 2021, 21:26:29 »
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #519 on: Sunday 11 April 2021, 15:53:05 »
Luata de pe fakebook, mai in gluma, mai in serios...



A police officer came to my farm yesterday. He told me he needs to inspect the scene and check I'm not growing drugs.
I said "Ok, but don't go on the pitch there".
The very angry police officer replies to me and says, "Sir, I have federal government permission with me!!"
When searching his pockets, the arrogant officer very proudly removes and shows his badge by putting it right in my face and says: "See this badge, it allows me to go wherever I want and do what I want! Am I getting myself right?"
I reply to him "No problem Mr. the agent" and I'm going back to my farming tasks. Shortly after, I hear the cop screaming and calling for help. I look up and see my bull running behind him and the agent who is terrified.
So I threw my tools, ran to the pitch and screamed: "Your badge, show him your BADGE!"  :laugh:

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