Luata de pe fakebook, mai in gluma, mai in serios...
A police officer came to my farm yesterday. He told me he needs to inspect the scene and check I'm not growing drugs.
I said "Ok, but don't go on the pitch there".
The very angry police officer replies to me and says, "Sir, I have federal government permission with me!!"
When searching his pockets, the arrogant officer very proudly removes and shows his badge by putting it right in my face and says: "See this badge, it allows me to go wherever I want and do what I want! Am I getting myself right?"
I reply to him "No problem Mr. the agent" and I'm going back to my farming tasks. Shortly after, I hear the cop screaming and calling for help. I look up and see my bull running behind him and the agent who is terrified.
So I threw my tools, ran to the pitch and screamed: "Your badge, show him your BADGE!"