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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #300 on: Wednesday 12 June 2019, 07:03:32 »
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #301 on: Wednesday 12 June 2019, 11:46:55 »


Banc prost si marlanesc, provenind de la cineva care clar n-a avut niciodata copii. Cu "umor" de genul asta sper nici sa n-aiba vreodata, copiii n-au nici o vina ca se nasc.

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #302 on: Wednesday 12 June 2019, 13:08:13 »
Banc prost si marlanesc, provenind de la cineva care clar n-a avut niciodata copii. Cu "umor" de genul asta sper nici sa n-aiba vreodata, copiii n-au nici o vina ca se nasc.


da' și la tine câtă clasă și constipație nene pe un topic de glume! :)

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #303 on: Tuesday 23 July 2019, 09:11:27 »
Întâmplări de vacanță


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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #304 on: Wednesday 04 September 2019, 06:18:24 »
Primul Ardelean al TARII declanseaza CAMPANIA:

Iohannis PORN

cica "Pentru O Romanie Normala"

yeah, right


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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #305 on: Thursday 12 September 2019, 06:48:50 »
rezultate uimitoare la Acvariul din Londra, ce ramane de facut?!

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #306 on: Friday 20 September 2019, 17:18:16 »
busted!!!


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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #307 on: Saturday 05 October 2019, 07:30:15 »
Google zice ca astazi este Teacher's Day, asa ca o sa o sarbatoresc la greu.


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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #308 on: Monday 14 October 2019, 11:51:18 »


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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #309 on: Monday 14 October 2019, 13:24:58 »
Cum se spune "fake" in romaneste?  :huh:
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #310 on: Monday 14 October 2019, 14:05:38 »
Fals i.e. Fake News se traduce Shtiri False
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #311 on: Monday 14 October 2019, 15:36:34 »
Cum se spune "intrebare retorica" in romaneste? :huh:
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #312 on: Friday 25 October 2019, 20:37:00 »



Negru muta si face zugzwang.

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #313 on: Saturday 26 October 2019, 00:17:55 »



Negru muta si face zugzwang.


Un tip intra intrun compartiment de tren si  vede exact imaginea de mai sus. Curios, se aseaza si urmareste jocul. Spre uimirea sa, vede ca  maimutza joaca bine si face mutari foarte inteligente. Mirat il intreaba pe tip, cum se face ca maimutza stie sa joace sah?! Raspunde tipul: "Stie pe dracu'! Eu conduc cu scorul de 3 la 2!" 
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #314 on: Monday 04 November 2019, 15:52:38 »
Banc misto de luni.


Culmea lenei?


Sa-ti fie lene sa pleci acasa de la serviciu.
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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #315 on: Sunday 24 November 2019, 17:18:58 »
continuitate in politica RO

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #316 on: Sunday 24 November 2019, 17:21:38 »
Super.

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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #317 on: Friday 29 November 2019, 19:11:46 »
Istoria se repeta


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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #318 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 10:02:01 »
De pe yahoo.ca un comentariu la faptul pentru furtuna de zapada ce vine dumineca :



It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from CBC showed up.
I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women?
I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices.
My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.



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Re: Mai zambim si noi chiar daca rezulta riduri
« Reply #319 on: Saturday 30 November 2019, 10:48:32 »
Na, poftim! Acum am inca un motiv sa urasc iarna!  :scare:


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