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Offline Mircea Constantinescu

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Banc nou
« on: Thursday 11 April 2019, 15:20:46 »
Q: Intra un cal alb in Marea Neagra. Cum Iese?
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[Explicatie pentru integrati: tot gasesc pachete cu droguri pe malul marii negre... se pare ca traficantii inca nu stiu cum au fost pacaliti ;-) ]
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Re: Banc nou
« Reply #1 on: Thursday 11 April 2019, 15:25:01 »
Politia a arestat doua valuri care se spargeau la mal.
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Re: Banc nou
« Reply #2 on: Thursday 11 April 2019, 22:04:27 »
pachetul ala care l-ai gasit pe mal cred ca era mai bine sa-l predai la gabori.
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Offline janine

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Re: Banc nou
« Reply #3 on: Friday 12 April 2019, 09:45:34 »
pachetul ala care l-ai gasit pe mal cred ca era mai bine sa-l predai la gabori.


neah! party cu pretenii, sa vezi care rezista la otrava.

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Re: Banc nou
« Reply #4 on: Friday 12 April 2019, 20:03:08 »
mda n-ar fi rau dar cam naspa cand ajungi la harap alb
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Re: Banc nou
« Reply #5 on: Friday 12 April 2019, 22:23:52 »

neah! party cu pretenii, sa vezi care rezista la otrava.
asta e cum ai impinge-o pe aia de pe pod.care a luat cat ? 4 luni de parnaiae ca i-a rupt aleia rinichii si coastele ?ca mai mult nu-i putea da, ce era neetic. tipa era dusa cu sorcova, ca si handicapata care arunca scaune pe 401

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Re: Banc nou
« Reply #6 on: Saturday 13 April 2019, 06:50:09 »
Pe Gardiner nu pe 401
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Re: Banc nou
« Reply #7 on: Saturday 13 April 2019, 10:44:38 »
Asa dorele, sa respectam adevarul, gardinerul din dantan trece printre bloace si condouri, 401 printre warehausuri.
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Re: Banc nou
« Reply #8 on: Saturday 13 April 2019, 12:46:18 »
Nu stiu de ce au facut balcoane care dau spre highway ... cine sta pe balcon si sa se uite la masini ? Zgomot 24 ore 100%
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Re: Banc nou
« Reply #9 on: Saturday 13 April 2019, 14:20:01 »
Cum cine? Pisica!

De la distanta masinile alea arata exact ca niste soareci.
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