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De sezon - Tratament revolutionar pentru curatatrea sinusurilor!!!
« on: Tuesday 14 November 2017, 19:05:17 »
Man cured his stuffy nose by MASTURBATING!


The Doctors explained that during an orgasm the muscles contract around the body and inside the nose, which can temporarily relieve sinus pressure.
That relief won't last forever but it could be enough to fall asleep.
This is an added benefit orgasms can have on the body, after research has shown they can help with the immune system, insomnia, stress and pain


Astept cu emotie prima raceala din iarna asta.

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Re: De sezon - Tratament revolutionar pentru curatatrea sinusurilor!!!
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday 15 November 2017, 09:41:47 »
Mucea! :)

Si eu astept petrecerea mult promisa de aniversarea forumului!:)


Man cured his stuffy nose by MASTURBATING!


The Doctors explained that during an orgasm the muscles contract around the body and inside the nose, which can temporarily relieve sinus pressure.
That relief won't last forever but it could be enough to fall asleep.
This is an added benefit orgasms can have on the body, after research has shown they can help with the immune system, insomnia, stress and pain


Astept cu emotie prima raceala din iarna asta.

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Re: De sezon - Tratament revolutionar pentru curatatrea sinusurilor!!!
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday 15 November 2017, 12:33:39 »
Eu am auzit ca merge si cu zapada. Trebuie sa fie foarte curata, proaspat culeasa din Columbia.
Admine, chiar nu se poate sa facem ceva cu clubul labarilor?

Da, baietii finuti si de viata din cauza carora pleaca toate fetele de pe forum. Stii si tu care sunt.


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Re: De sezon - Tratament revolutionar pentru curatatrea sinusurilor!!!
« Reply #3 on: Friday 17 November 2017, 01:42:21 »

Astept cu emotie prima raceala din iarna asta.



Sa traiesti admine, multumesc de info!...

PS - la mine a functionat perfect, mi-a curatat pana si cosinusurile... :)
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Re: De sezon - Tratament revolutionar pentru curatatrea sinusurilor!!!
« Reply #4 on: Friday 17 November 2017, 09:31:14 »
Bre, io vaz ca-n titlu se vorbeste de "masturbation". S'apoi vini explicatia doctorului. Bre, is io singuru' sau dupa câte se pare, dintr-o laba perseverenta s-o nascut rezultatu' studiului de mai sus ? Sa mai zica careva ca laba e o metoda egoista de satisfacere erotica, când din analiza iei, iacata, lumea-si desfunda nasu' fara medicatie.

P.S. Pe vremia mia exista "aspirina sireacului", se pare ca stiau stramosii nostri ceea ce medicina descopera doar acu'.
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Re: De sezon - Tratament revolutionar pentru curatatrea sinusurilor!!!
« Reply #5 on: Friday 17 November 2017, 16:33:31 »

The Doctors explained


Nasol, eu tocmai dezvoltam o noua teorie, teoria labagismului utopic. Care teorie mi s-a prabusit ca un castel de carti de joc... nu exista labagism utopic !


Va dati seama ? daca aveam un grant sau o bursa de cercetare in domeniu, acum as fi fost un scientist terminat ! adio cariera. Spalator de eprubete ajungeam.



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