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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4900 on: Tuesday 24 November 2020, 15:52:07 »
https://ca.news.yahoo.com/canada-covid-19-adamson-bbq-barbecue-ontario-etobicoke-201625737.html

Restaurant din Toronto sfideaza regulile demonice si ramane deschis.

Businessurile mici trebuie sa inchida in timp ce businessurile mari gen big box (Walmart, Costco) pot ramane deschisi fara griji.

Traiasca democratia!

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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4901 on: Tuesday 24 November 2020, 16:12:38 »
au vrut sa faca asa si cativa din Qc, s-au laudat pe fb , dimineata la prima ora era militia la ei la usa astepta
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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4902 on: Tuesday 24 November 2020, 16:13:51 »
Cum suna, in 2020 am ajuns mai rau ca inainte de '89, trebuie sa iti dea voie de la partid sa circuli cu masina, aia cu sot 1 zi, aia fara alta zi. Mai lipseste sa introduca vize de flotant si alte masuri de trista amintire, Nea Nicu este mandru de bajetii astia de azi.

ori e pandemie d'aia grava ori jucam hockey si dam voie (??!!!) la lume sa se vada de Craciun dar numai 4 zile si numai de 2 ori  ?
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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4903 on: Tuesday 24 November 2020, 16:42:35 »

Idee de business: stai la intrarea in aeroport cu un cos plin cu vaccinuri (cum erau in Romania, de obicei femei, la intrare in stadion, in zi de meci, doar ca ele vindeau semintze)!  :educated:

Mai bine iti infintezi companie aeriana care te lasa sa calatoresti FARA vaccin
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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4904 on: Tuesday 24 November 2020, 19:47:07 »
Mai bine iti infintezi companie aeriana care te lasa sa calatoresti FARA vaccin
Trebuie sa iti faci si aeroporturi ca la pariu o sa fie obligatoriu sa ai vaccin ca sa te lase intr-o aerogara, statie de metrou, autobuz, port si tot ce inseamna transport.
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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4905 on: Tuesday 24 November 2020, 20:06:50 »
Degeaba iti faci aeroport, te doboara f35 urile ca n ai voie sa zbori, tu ce crezi ca te apuci sa violezi spatiul aerian, cind dropletzii cu covid cad din aer pe pamint...
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« Reply #4906 on: Tuesday 24 November 2020, 20:12:48 »
Sint doborit, dupa ce m am luptat cu masina de impachetat haine din india, pardon scarboro, ajung acasa si nevasta ma ia de nou ca trebe sa luam brad ca nu mai gasim ca e cod gri de lockdown care e mai al dracu ca ala rosu, si ca a gasit ea o locatie in etobikoke cu numai 45, ca mai gasise undeva cu 120. Am condus ca bezmeticu 20 km pina la rona la stockyard, dar am nevasta multumita ca are brad. Pina maine cind descopra ca are alta problema.


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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4907 on: Tuesday 24 November 2020, 21:20:12 »
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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4908 on: Tuesday 24 November 2020, 23:27:17 »
Sint doborit, dupa ce m am luptat cu masina de impachetat haine din india, pardon scarboro, ajung acasa si nevasta ma ia de nou ca trebe sa luam brad ca nu mai gasim ca e cod gri de lockdown care e mai al dracu ca ala rosu, si ca a gasit ea o locatie in etobikoke cu numai 45, ca mai gasise undeva cu 120. Am condus ca bezmeticu 20 km pina la rona la stockyard, dar am nevasta multumita ca are brad. Pina maine cind descopra ca are alta problema.



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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4909 on: Wednesday 25 November 2020, 03:55:24 »
Voi nu aveti IKEA?  E 25$
Due to recent store closures to support the immediate public health concerns of COVID-19, IKEA North York will not be selling Christmas trees.
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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4910 on: Wednesday 25 November 2020, 06:33:02 »
Ikea is closed, de mai bine de 10 ani numai de la ikea am cumparat
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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4911 on: Wednesday 25 November 2020, 09:38:30 »
Aveti voie la private gatherings? Hug buddies?
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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4912 on: Wednesday 25 November 2020, 10:24:33 »
mai bine nu cumparati nimic, stati cu banu gramada in conturi ca totul se vrea pus pe butuci

astia care braveaza o fac doar pt ca foarte probabil au decis sa dea faliment, deci amenzile date la firme for ramane neplatite ca oricum vor inchide urmare a politicilor pandemice

dupa aia sa se ocupe guvernu' sa dezvolte mediul de afaceri dupa ce l-a distrus, noh



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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4913 on: Wednesday 25 November 2020, 11:28:17 »
Pana la urma ce s-a distrus? Restourile jegoase in care aveai mari sanse sa te imbolnavesti? Salariatii care traiau din bacsisuri, ca ailalti continua sa produca si sa livreze. Au angajat la mine o serveuza la un club de golf. Se lauda ca intr-o zi facea banii pe care ii face acum intr-o luna la firma, e drept ca lunea nu serveste si are doar 32 de ore.

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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4914 on: Wednesday 25 November 2020, 11:29:49 »
Aveti voie la private gatherings? Hug buddies?
Am mai zis ca nu, householdu si atit
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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4915 on: Wednesday 25 November 2020, 11:30:54 »
Am mai zis ca nu, householdu si atit

Sorry n-am vazut. Welcome to our world ( de la sf lu Septembrie )
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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4916 on: Wednesday 25 November 2020, 11:44:49 »
Sorry n-am vazut. Welcome to our world ( de la sf lu Septembrie )

Se vede de la o posta. Recunosc ca nu stiam ca violul de common sense pe forum poate sa tzina loc de f***t.
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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4917 on: Wednesday 25 November 2020, 12:36:23 »
Se vede de la o posta. Recunosc ca nu stiam ca violul de common sense pe forum poate sa tzina loc de f***t.

huh?
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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4918 on: Wednesday 25 November 2020, 13:09:59 »
Cirque du Soleil, Bombardier, toate au fost vandute inainte de pandemia kurului, nu poate sa fie o coincidenta. Jupanii au stiut ce vine si au vandut pe repede tot, ireal cat de botulista e lumea, chiar crede ca e pe bune vrajeala cu covrig69.
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Re: Coronavirus!
« Reply #4919 on: Wednesday 25 November 2020, 13:37:58 »