sindicatele au o masa mare pentru ca sunt multi da densi. mereu am iubit atmosfera libera a grupurilor de oameni adunati ca sa-si potoleasca frica de altii, sau sa-si cante unul altuia in struna acelorasi manii.
dar exagerez. a fost candva o organizatie la care as fi aderat daca ar mai fi fost. rhinoceros party. o selectie din platforma partidului:
repealing the law of gravity
paving the province of Manitoba to create the world's largest parking lot and turning Montreal's Rue Sainte-Catherine into the world's longest bowling alley
providing higher education by building taller schools
instituting illiteracy as Canada's third official language
tearing down the Rocky Mountains so that Albertans could see the Pacific sunset
legalising pot. And pans. And spatulas. And other kitchen utensils
building sloping roads and bicycle paths across the country so that Canadians could "coast from coast to coast"
abolishing the environment because it's too hard to keep clean and it takes up so much space
annexing the United States, which would take its place as the third territory (after the Yukon and North-West Territories) in Canada's backyard, in order to raise the mean temperature of Canada by one degree celsius
adopting the British system of driving on the left; this was to be gradually phased in over five years with large trucks first, then buses, eventually including small cars and bicycles last
as an energy-saving idea, putting larger wheels on the back of all cars so that they will always be going downhill
painting Canada's coastal sea limits so that Canadian fish would know where they were at all times
counting the Thousand Islands to make sure none were missing
exploiting acid rain as an electrical energy source by placing dissimilar-metal electrodes in Canadian swimming pools in order to use them as batteries
include the word "fun" in Acts of Parliament, Acts of provinical legislatures, and Bylaws of municipalities, from which it was apparently conspicuously absent.
