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Offline janine

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Weight Loss Program
« on: Saturday 22 March 2014, 23:54:04 »

[/size]A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.[/color]
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck..
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me."
Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later puffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 5kg as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/10kg program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me you can have me".
Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 10kg as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/25kg program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you are mine."
He lost 33 kilos that week.


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Re: Weight Loss Program
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday 01 April 2014, 12:18:19 »
Back guy era la sfarsit, cand a aparut bancul, dar acum s-au banalizat si astia.
Sa ne iubim.

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Re: Weight Loss Program
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday 02 April 2014, 10:01:53 »
Black am vrut sa scriu, sper ca v-ati dat seama.
Sa ne iubim.


Offline Mircea Constantinescu

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Re: Weight Loss Program
« Reply #3 on: Wednesday 02 April 2014, 11:01:40 »
De fapt merg amandoua ;-)
Admine, chiar nu se poate sa facem ceva cu clubul labarilor?

Da, baietii finuti si de viata din cauza carora pleaca toate fetele de pe forum. Stii si tu care sunt.

Offline janine

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Re: Weight Loss Program
« Reply #4 on: Friday 04 April 2014, 08:23:49 »
De fapt merg amandoua ;-)


Daca vrei tu sa slabesti...  :laugh:


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Re: Weight Loss Program
« Reply #5 on: Saturday 07 March 2015, 23:07:16 »
Lucky me, i am in perfect shape for my weight.
N am nevoie sa slabesc.
I am in perfect shape for my weight.

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Re: Weight Loss Program
« Reply #6 on: Tuesday 07 April 2015, 05:40:07 »
si, oricum, de ce te-ai chinui sa alergi dupa tipe cand mai mereu dai de cate una dispusa sa se impiedice :D

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