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Offline riri

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scrisoare
« on: Monday 25 January 2010, 03:23:04 »
I loved you when you opened
Like a lily to the heat.
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Re: scrisoare
« Reply #1 on: Tuesday 26 January 2010, 23:07:39 »
A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Ft. Myers Florida . She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book.

Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. 'Hello, sir, how are you today?

'Fine, thank you,' he responded, and turned back to his book.

'I love the beach. Do you come here often?' she asked 'First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago,' he replied and turned back to his book.

'I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely' she countered. Do you live around here?' she asked.

'Yes, I live over in Cape Coral , 'he answered' and again resumed reading.

Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, 'Do you like pussy cats?

With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to her, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!

When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, 'How did you know that was what I wanted?'

The man replied, 'How did you know my name was Katz?'

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Re: scrisoare
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday 27 January 2010, 07:01:35 »
A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Ft. Myers Florida . ......
The man replied, 'How did you know my name was Katz?'

Ia te uita! plaja chiar ar merge ca recomandare pentru P57, pentru topicul lui de agatzamente.
« Last Edit: Wednesday 27 January 2010, 07:02:11 by DJ »
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Re: scrisoare
« Reply #3 on: Monday 01 February 2010, 01:56:30 »
A man arrives at Ben-Gurion Airport with two large bags.
The customs agent opens the first bag and finds it full with money so he asks the passenger, "How did you get this money?"
The man says, "You will not believe it, but I traveled all over Europe, went into public restrooms, each time I saw a man pee, I grabbed his organ and said, "donate money to Israel or I will cut-off your testicles."
The customs agent is stunned and mumbles: "well...it's a very interesting story... what do you have in the other bag?"
The man says, "You would not believe how many people in Europe do not support Israel"...

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Re: scrisoare
« Reply #4 on: Tuesday 16 March 2010, 10:14:44 »
Rashela pe patul de moarte:
- Itic, trebuie sa-ti marturisesc ceva. Strul asta mic, copilul nostru, nu e al tau.
- Dar cu cine l-ai facut?
- Cu studentul care a fost in gazda la noi.
- Cum l-ai convins?
- I-am dat bani.
- De unde ai avut banii?
- Din buzunar, de la tine.
- Ei, atunci de ce zici ca nu e al meu?


Offline Agno

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Re: scrisoare
« Reply #5 on: Friday 19 March 2010, 01:27:07 »
Pachet de salvare economica!!!
Sa presupunem ca...
Guvernul acorda fiecaruia din noi cam 100.000 de roni.
.        Daca cheltuim acesti bani prin hypermarketuri, ei vor ajunge in China.
.        Daca cumparam benzina, vor ajunge la Arabi.
.        Daca cumparam calculatoare, vor ajunge in India si Hong Kong.
.        Daca cumparam fructe si legume, vor ajunge in Turcia, Spania, Italia, Egipt sau Iran.
.        Daca cumparam autoturisme mici si economice, vor ajunge in Japonia sau Germania.
.        Daca cumparam unul din multele gadgeturi electronice, vor ajunge in Taiwan, si nu vor ajuta cu NIMIC economia româna.

Singura posibilitate de a pastra acesti bani acasa in Romania, este de a-i cheltui pe curve, gustosul vin românesc sau pe tuica, deoarece acestea sunt garantat produse autohtone.
Eu asa incerc sa fac!
Dar mi-e cam greu sa-mi conving sotia ca fac aceste lucruri numai din patriotism! Ma ajuta careva?