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Offline janine

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politically incorrect
« on: Tuesday 01 March 2011, 13:26:22 »
Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque.
   They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside. ==================== During last night's high winds an African family was killed by a falling tree.
A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said, "We didn't even know they were living up there."
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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is now being shown 5 times a week. 
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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
 


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Re: politically incorrect
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday 02 March 2011, 00:01:11 »
O casa cu cinci etaje in Montreal a ars, accident soldat cu multi
morti.

    - Familia de musulmani de la etajul intai toti decedati

    - Familia de tigani de la etajul II decedati

    - familia de negrii de la etajul III idem decedati

    - familia de pakistanezi de 8 persoane de la etajul IV la fel.

    - Perechea de albi de la etajul V a scapat

    Comunitatea de musulmani a pretins o ancheta referitoare la cauza in
care au scapat albii din incediu, pretentii solicitate si de comunitatea de
tigani , de negri si de pakistanezi.

    A fost ceruta si declaratia sefului pompierilor.

    Raspuns : " Pai in dimineata aia albii s-au dus la lucru..."
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