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Offline azat

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Joc de Puzzler
« on: Tuesday 04 October 2005, 19:57:41 »
       Trei blonde intra intru-un bar ,fericite nevoie mare.Comanda de baut,un
    rand,doua,trei...Barmanul,pana la urma, le intreaba ce sarbatoresc.Una
    dintre ele ii explica:
    -Tocmai am terminat un joc de  puzzler si ne-a luat numai trei luni sa-l
    rezolvam!
    -Si ?
    -Pe cutie scria intre 2 si 4 ani !....
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Offline DAS

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Re: Joc de Puzzler
« Reply #1 on: Wednesday 05 October 2005, 03:18:01 »
O blonda se duce la casino si le spune dealer-ilor ca vrea sa parieze 20.000 usd pe un numar, dar ii roaga sa ii permita sa se dezbrace, pentru ca se simte mai norocoasa asa. Dealerii n-au nimic impotriva, tipa se dezbraca complet, arunca zarurile si incepe sa topaie de bucurie ca a castigat, ii imbratiseaza, isi ia banii si pleaca. Unul din dealeri:
- Auzi, tu ai vazut ce zaruri a dat?
Celalalt:
- Nu, am crezut ca te-ai uitat tu!
Morala: nu toate blondele sunt proaste, dar barbatii...... sunt tot barbati!
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Re: Joc de Puzzler
« Reply #2 on: Wednesday 05 October 2005, 08:42:51 »
 ;) ;D
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