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Online janine

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Re: Iarasi bancuri
« Reply #40 on: Monday 04 August 2014, 11:15:54 »
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Re: Iarasi bancuri
« Reply #41 on: Tuesday 02 September 2014, 07:57:26 »



A couple of RCMP officers stopped at Sandy Bay First Nation and talked to an old Indian standing on the road. He told the old Indian, "I need to inspect this land for illegally grown drugs."
The elder reluctantly said, "okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed with his lips to the location.
The RCMP officer verbally exploded & said, "look mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!"
Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge & proudly displayed it to the old Indian.
"See this fucking badge?! This badge means I can go wherever I want, whenever I want................on any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man?"
The elder nodded kindly, apologized & went about his business. Moments later he heard loud - fearful screams; he looked up & saw the RCMP officer running for his life, being chased by a Bull Bison. With every step the Bull Bison was gaining ground on the officer & it was likely that he'd sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
The old Indian threw down his tools & ran as fast as he could to the fence & yelled at the top of his lungs......"YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!

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de la fie-mea perla
« Reply #42 on: Wednesday 10 December 2014, 21:49:34 »
vine sa spuna noapte buna, io pe forum, vede ""xoxoxo" zice "parca le-ai promis copiilor de a doua ca nu le citesti mesajele de pe forum"  :laugh:






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Re: Iarasi bancuri
« Reply #43 on: Thursday 26 November 2015, 12:42:29 »
Care este asemănarea dintre bărbat și ninsoare?

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Re: Iarasi bancuri
« Reply #44 on: Wednesday 15 June 2016, 11:26:14 »
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Re: Iarasi bancuri
« Reply #45 on: Friday 18 November 2016, 14:40:05 »
trăim momente de împliniri măreţe!

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Re: Iarasi bancuri
« Reply #46 on: Tuesday 19 September 2017, 06:55:54 »
stiti de ce n-a trecut furtuna si prin Teleorman?

ca nu mai era nimic de luat
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