A few days before his proctological exam, a one-eyed man accidentally
swallowed his glass eye.
He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot
about it.
Once he was in the doctor's office, the man followed his instructions,
undressed and bent over. The first thing the proctologist saw when he
looked up the man's butt was that glass eye staring right back at him!
"You know," said the doctor, "you really have to learn to trust me."
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.Suddenly she sneezes, and her
glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.He reflexively
reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.Oh my, I am so
sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place."Let me buy
your dinner to make it up to you, she says .They enjoy a wonderful
dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by
drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he
shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he
would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for
breakfast.They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she
cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings The guy is amazed! !
Everything had been SO incredible! !! ! " You know, " he said, "you are
the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? " "No, " she
replies.""You just happened to catch my eye."
